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Douglas Dennison aka Speedy Parker aka TheDickRodent claims to have ratted to the FBI for money

  1. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You could of just pointed that out earlier. not sure why you didn't.

    I'm making this the first year to move on. for the last 12 years or so "its been 20 years ago, BRUH! let it go" meme. now it really has.

    Who do you think was the original writer of John Titor? I heard it was some Canadian dude.

    Lets go.

    Maybe I'm John Titor.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Please expand.

    maybe the got helped in winning the election to work for a certain group. maybe even the so-called "Illuminati" or elitist. whatever the Illuminati is. not sure if it exists as whole but rather multiple fraternities of sort.

    They all worked for Jeff Hunter. You didn't know?
  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Do you have proof to back up this shortstop skitzo affected babble
  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe I'm John Titor.

    John Titor and Jeff Hunter are "Just an idea"
  5. It was a Temple. The Temple of the Screaming Electron. Make that what you will.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready John Titor and Jeff Hunter are "Just an idea"

    Jeff Hunter was John Titor's idea.
  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Jeff Hunter was John Titor's idea.

    Wrong. Jeff Hunter existed before John Titor. John Titor was created in 2000
  8. Bradley Black Hole
    I showed my mom the video of you driving and didn't mention your pedophile convictions and she said she doesn't like men who aren't in shape like a guy with a factory or trade job would be.

    I told her you do Uber and food deliveries and she said she can tell.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Wrong. Jeff Hunter existed before John Titor. John Titor was created in 2000

    Titor was created in 2000 by his parents. In 2036, at age 36, he traveled back to 1945 and assisted bell labs in creating the first transistor in 1947. He then travelled to 1952 and assisted Texas Instruments in the creation of the first silicon transistor. From there he went on to 1976 and worked with John Murphy and Victor Poor in the creation of ARCNET. He stayed in that timeline until August of 1981 to assist IBM with the development of the 5110, 5120, and 5150. From there he travelled to 1989 and started Totse as Jeff Hunter. Finally he traveled to the year of his birth and told his story to the world via the technology he helped develop in our time. He did all of this in attempt to stop 911 but was thwarted when certain posts and threads on Totse came up missing.
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Titor was created in 2000 by his parents. In 2036, at age 36, he traveled back to 1945 and assisted bell labs in creating the first transistor in 1947. He then travelled to 1952 and assisted Texas Instruments in the creation of the first silicon transistor. From there he went on to 1976 and worked with John Murphy and Victor Poor in the creation of ARCNET. He stayed in that timeline until August of 1981 to assist IBM with the development of the 5110, 5120, and 5150. From there he travelled to 1989 and started Totse as Jeff Hunter. Finally he traveled to the year of his birth and told his story to the world via the technology he helped develop in our time. He did all of this in attempt to stop 911 but was thwarted when certain posts and threads on Totse came up missing.

    And there you have it, folks...
  11. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Who here thinks Shlomo needs a little love?

  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    ^Desperately seeks allies on the internet.
  13. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's a little Jeff Hunter in all of us. A little tiny one that jumps around.




    How many "others" live in your head?

    And, doesn't the medication help?
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you have proof to back up this shortstop skitzo affected babble



  15. Originally posted by stl1 How many "others" live in your head?

    And, doesn't the medication help?

    That didn't scare me.
  16. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Not any of you?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Fuck off rat finkles.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Sudo Yea, "real" Americans buy exclusively Asian machinery and tattle on people they don't like. Is your wrist so limp it's always at 90 degrees or does it get a little more obtuse from time to time?

    shut the fuck up already Faggot
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Fuck off rat finkles.

    So how jealous are you that I am older, in better health, far more financially secure, have more personal freedom, and don't give a second thought to anything anyone here posts.
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