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Douglas Dennison aka Speedy Parker aka TheDickRodent claims to have ratted to the FBI for money

  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Before his mom died and he inherited some savings he was apparently very broke and thought ratting to a federal institution was a good thing to do. He claims to have ratted on Zok which means when his moms money runs out he will try to rat on Lanny.

    This Karen is unbecoming of the community and a hypocritical loser with a sub 80 IQ. It's just depressing knowing someone so pathetic exists 😔 Hopefully he mouths off to some strangers and gets his ass kicked again. He really does have a creepy old man face you just want to beat black and blue so he's more conspicuous to the children he leers at
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    Nile bump
    He seems like st1ls alternate universe doppleganger. Like a mirror image or flip side of the coin of that specific boomer type retardation.


    Ya know wat I mean?
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  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile He seems like st1ls alternate universe doppleganger. Like a mirror image or flip side of the coin of that specific boomer type retardation.


    Ya know wat I mean?

    I think I've said that exact same sentiment before, at least when it comes to their boomer politics. Stl1 is more personable though and probably smells alot better
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  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's extra disgusting and feminine because he/she seems proud of ratting on people because it makes them feel important. Such disgusting Karen type behavior should be banned from this website. The polish pedophilia is one thing but DIS IS WHERE I DRAW DA LINE
  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by Sudo Before his mom died and he inherited some savings he was apparently very broke and thought ratting to a federal institution was a good thing to do. He claims to have ratted on Zok which means when his moms money runs out he will try to rat on Lanny.

    This Karen is unbecoming of the community and a hypocritical loser with a sub 80 IQ. It's just depressing knowing someone so pathetic exists 😔 Hopefully he mouths off to some strangers and gets his ass kicked again. He really does have a creepy old man face you just want to beat black and blue so he's more conspicuous to the children he leers at

    Half the posters here are rats for the fed.
    If you think they don't check in and see whats going on every once and while then you got another thing coming.
    Trust nobody.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well Lammy is a self proclaimed Commie so I would be sad for lala but, fuck around with a commie and find out comes to mind.

    AMERICA!!!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT well Lammy is a self proclaimed Commie so I would be sad for lala but, fuck around with a commie and find out comes to mind.

    AMERICA!!!

    Yea, "real" Americans buy exclusively Asian machinery and tattle on people they don't like. Is your wrist so limp it's always at 90 degrees or does it get a little more obtuse from time to time?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yeah i saw, what a loser. IDK what you're gonna tell the FBI that the FBI can't already read though.
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  9. #9
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I wonder how my Mom is going to take it when I tell she died? I'm having dinner with her on the 1st.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I wonder how my Mom is going to take it when I tell she died? I'm having dinner with her on the 1st.

    so you ratted on Zok who is a Federal Worker himself? that's nice. how long before they storm your compound that you're probably hiding a secret stash of weapons and underage brides (plural) for doing so.

    they don't like their friends being ratted out. they'll probably make up another story about me killing animals at a zoo and making clothing out of them for pointing out the links between Jeff Hunter and James Comey.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I wonder how my Mom is going to take it when I tell she died? I'm having dinner with her on the 1st.

    Post her naked pictures, nigger.
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Nile He seems like st1ls alternate universe doppleganger. Like a mirror image or flip side of the coin of that specific boomer type retardation.


    Ya know wat I mean?




    Sanity vs. insanity?
  13. #13
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by stl1 Sanity vs. insanity?

    You're not self aware enough to realize it.

    Jesus that opens the door to how awake I am? Like fuuuuuck.

    How well do others see us compared to how we perceive ourselves? Like I think I outsmarted a system that makes its way knowing men that they don't know me but maybe I'm just falling into another track laid?

    Like anyone "unique" exists.

    I dunno man.

    Fuck everything, I wish my multiple suicide attempts worked. At least I could die an enigma.

    I should burn down the Legislature, Government House, Museum and Muttart. At least I could be a herostratus if not a hero.

    Whatever. Better to die alone and unknown. Fuck everything.
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    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by POLECAT well Lammy is a self proclaimed Commie so I would be sad for lala but, fuck around with a commie and find out comes to mind.

    AMERICA!!!

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Sorry Parker I want you to know I am extremely ashamed that you would tell on members of this community in order to stay afloat till your mom died of AIDS. What's truly remarkable is your lack of foresight that the entirety of your actions would be held to light for all in our community to see and judge you for.

    Dumb fun
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I wonder how my Mom is going to take it when I tell she died? I'm having dinner with her on the 1st.

    Was it your daddy who died and left you inheritance? How sad is it to be over 50 and relying on inheritance? '
  17. #17
    Bradley Black Hole
    Have you ever had a legitimate job a single day in your life

    What a loser
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    Mommy's (or Daddy's) money huh...fucking lol
  19. #19
    Originally posted by Sudo Stl1 is more personable though and probably smells alot better

    I hear he smells like mothballs mixed with lilacs.
  20. #20
    I heard he smells like teen spirit.
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