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Which Ho-Ho-Ho would you fuck?

  1. #1
    this picture is funny to me
  2. #2
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    the one on the right
  3. #3
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yes indeed and that reminds me of just some of the everyday struggles of being an American and also riding my chopper

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  4. #4
    A SHARP DRESSED GONT DENNENRNRNENENENENEWWWW
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  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Can I bang them both??
    If not the one on the right is cute.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can I bang them both??

    Only one of them is a secret lesbian, it's up to you to figure out which (possibly with the help of lots of wine and cocaine)
  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    8 ball and a bottle of JACK would be better.
  8. #8
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    do u know these people
  9. #9
    Bradley Space Nigga
    Yes
  10. #10
    Originally posted by STER0S do u know these people

    The left on was runner up in the Churchill downs derby
  11. #11
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Only one of them is a secret lesbian, it's up to you to figure out which (possibly with the help of lots of wine and cocaine)



    Can you say THREESOME?
  12. #12
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    I feel like this is a trick question and they both might have penis escape. The one on the left has my same jawline so i guess id go “right” by process of elimination. One on the right is the secret lesbian tho,
  13. #13
    Kev Space Nigga
    thers only 2 hos, you fail
  14. #14
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Can you say THREESOME?

    Highly overrated
  15. #15
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist (banned)
    I would get rimmed by the one only to the right.
  16. #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist (banned)
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can I bang them both??
    If not the one on the right is cute.

    rimjob material.
  17. #17
    They were both born with vaginas if that helps
  18. #18
    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    I feel like this is a lie and they both have huge johnsons under their pantalones
  19. #19
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They were both born with vaginas if that helps

    It does. Thank you.

    Im more attracted to the mousy cute one. I like breaking cute stuff
  20. #20
    Originally posted by cigreting I feel like this is a lie and they both have huge johnsons under their pantalones

    Nope. The girl on the left is may "pantsu party" sadntrad on twitter and the girl on the right is her friend

    What makes this funny is this picture was posted by pantsus husband as a "look at my hot wife u jelly" but it's such a bad picture for her lmao especially next to a moderately attractive normal looking girl

    I don't know what's wrong with her she should be hot or at least normal looking but she is cursed or something

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