Which Ho-Ho-Ho would you fuck?

1. 2021-12-25 at 12:18 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   this picture is funny to me
   
2. 2021-12-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

   #2
   

   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   the one on the right
3. 2021-12-25 at 12:23 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yes indeed and that reminds me of just some of the everyday struggles of being an American and also riding my chopper
   
   
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   • the man who put it in my hood
4. 2021-12-25 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   A SHARP DRESSED GONT DENNENRNRNENENENENEWWWW
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   • Sudo
5. 2021-12-25 at 12:39 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Can I bang them both??
   If not the one on the right is cute.
6. 2021-12-25 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Can I bang them both??

   
   Only one of them is a secret lesbian, it's up to you to figure out which (possibly with the help of lots of wine and cocaine)
7. 2021-12-25 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   8 ball and a bottle of JACK would be better.
8. 2021-12-25 at 1:16 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   do u know these people
9. 2021-12-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Yes
10. 2021-12-25 at 2:39 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by STER0S do u know these people

    
    The left on was runner up in the Churchill downs derby
11. 2021-12-25 at 6:24 AM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Only one of them is a secret lesbian, it's up to you to figure out which (possibly with the help of lots of wine and cocaine)

    
    
    
    Can you say THREESOME?
12. 2021-12-25 at 9:04 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I feel like this is a trick question and they both might have penis escape. The one on the left has my same jawline so i guess id go “right” by process of elimination. One on the right is the secret lesbian tho,
13. 2021-12-25 at 9:26 AM UTC

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    Kev Space Nigga
    thers only 2 hos, you fail
14. 2021-12-25 at 9:30 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by stl1 Can you say THREESOME?

    
    Highly overrated
15. 2021-12-25 at 11:51 AM UTC

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I would get rimmed by the one only to the right.
16. 2021-12-25 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #16
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can I bang them both??
    If not the one on the right is cute.

    
    rimjob material.
17. 2021-12-25 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They were both born with vaginas if that helps
18. 2021-12-25 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    I feel like this is a lie and they both have huge johnsons under their pantalones
19. 2021-12-25 at 4:11 PM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They were both born with vaginas if that helps

    
    It does. Thank you.
    
    Im more attracted to the mousy cute one. I like breaking cute stuff
20. 2021-12-25 at 4:28 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by cigreting I feel like this is a lie and they both have huge johnsons under their pantalones

    
    Nope. The girl on the left is may "pantsu party" sadntrad on twitter and the girl on the right is her friend
    
    What makes this funny is this picture was posted by pantsus husband as a "look at my hot wife u jelly" but it's such a bad picture for her lmao especially next to a moderately attractive normal looking girl
    
    I don't know what's wrong with her she should be hot or at least normal looking but she is cursed or something