2021-12-23 at 5:19 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
if you had a choice to be in jail for a month straight or to have to pepper spray your entire face or have some guy come in each morning when you wake up to do it for you every time you wake up every day for a month?
2021-12-23 at 6:11 PM UTC
The worst thing for me would be to actually believe that you had any redeeming qualities whatsoever, you sick bastard.
2021-12-25 at 12:42 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Can you read books in jail?
If so I would just read books and workout in my cell.
It would be good for me do a good detox and learn a few things.
2021-12-25 at 2:34 AM UTC
Being peppersprayed daily will harm you long term but in jail for thirty days you might make friends or sleep a lot
2021-12-25 at 4:17 AM UTC
Sorry but I choose between homoerotic fantasizes
2021-12-25 at 9:37 AM UTC
i would just do my stint, getting pepper sprayed is not fun.