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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if you had a choice to be in jail for a month straight or to have to pepper spray your entire face or have some guy come in each morning when you wake up to do it for you every time you wake up every day for a month?
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    The worst thing for me would be to actually believe that you had any redeeming qualities whatsoever, you sick bastard.
  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    is this your fantasy
  4. #4
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Wariat if you had a choice to be in jail for a month straight or to have to pepper spray your entire face or have some guy come in each morning when you wake up to do it for you every time you wake up every day for a month?

    fuck you, nigger
  5. #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Can you read books in jail?
    If so I would just read books and workout in my cell.
    It would be good for me do a good detox and learn a few things.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Being peppersprayed daily will harm you long term but in jail for thirty days you might make friends or sleep a lot
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Sorry but I choose between homoerotic fantasizes
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Bradley Being peppersprayed daily will harm you long term but in jail for thirty days you might make friends or sleep a lot

  9. #9
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can you read books in jail?
    If so I would just read books and workout in my cell.
    It would be good for me do a good detox and learn a few things.

    Yea most prisons have a library, but the books are old and limited, they’re much more entertaining if you’re able to get drunk before reading or listening.
    Production of hooch increases for Xmas but the seasonal brewers are frequently caught - they order a lot of sugar from the canteen (commissary in the US), the canteen tells the prison staff, the staff wait until the hooch is nicely brewing and then do a targeted search and the hooch is seized and the prisoner given a nicking.

    Marry X-mast
  10. #10
    Kev Space Nigga
    i would just do my stint, getting pepper sprayed is not fun.
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