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  1. adios amigas
  2. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Adios amongo
  3. Don't take any wooden nickels, meechacho.
  4. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Brent exploded when Russia invaded Ukraine, then crashed from $139 to like $95 a barrel. Massive price moves. I'm still up money - I bought at something like $73, but I lost an unrealised fortune. It's moving back up now, about $106 or so. I think this move up will be slower, but more sticky.
  5. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't take any wooden nickels, meechacho.

    you cant even tell the difference between a lump of nickel and stell.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you cant even tell the difference between a lump of nickel and stell.

    You can't type
  7. Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can't type

    you cant think
  8. I bought a barrel of oil but I spilled it trying to drag it up the stairs now my landlord is treatning to call the fire department. Fuck oil
  9. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I bought a barrel of oil but I spilled it trying to drag it up the stairs now my landlord is treatning to call the fire department. Fuck oil

    buy ky jelly next time.
  10. I prefer spit
  11. have you tried snort or phelgm.
  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
    The west are dumping their petroleum reserves to keep oil down right now. They're planning 6 months right now, they'll probably up that to a year. For those who don't know most countries in ZOGs orbit keep about 1-3 months of crude oil in reserve as a way of preventing their economy from being destroyed by a new arab oil embargo. The jedis never forgave the arabs for that.

    The various SPRs do not exist because governments have foresight, or else food would be kept in reserve too, and that's just not the case. It's more or less solely a pro-Zionist gesture.

    The exception to the rule is China, which stockpiles a lot of food, and is currently filling their SPR too.

    Anyway, they will probably extend SPR releases. Brent is about 100 dollars a barrel, it might go to 130 by June, but I wouldn't count on it.

    Energy companies are still a great buy, especially if you can get a margin account with an online broker. Some nice ones are the offshore ones, like Valaris and Tidewater and Northern Ocean, oil services companies like Schlumberger, Black Stone Minerals, Weatherford International, Total, etc.

    You missed out on big moves in all these since this thread was created. The offshore companies are still amazing value though.

    The next big action I see will be in tin, it's getting rare, and the producers are fantastically cheap. Zinc is also going to be hot shit. Copper is undervalued too.

    Lots of other things have had their mooning, like Nickel, Palladium, etc. Uranium and gold are dumb memes, but will go up slightly too.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Donald Trump Black Hole


    Easy money if you've got some capital, just buy and hold.
  14. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Warren Buffet was asked why so few people copied his strategy and he was all like "no one wants to get rich slow".

    This thread is kinda like that, except if you had followed my advice and sold at the right times you could easily have doubled or tripled your money by now.

    But that's just not good enough.
  15. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It is manufactured. I can literally go in my backyard and dig an oil tar sands there is enough to last a long time. My country is a major exporter.

    I don't know what the rest of the world is doing but GOD BLESS THE WEST it's time to slurp goys lets fucken get er bud




    Union stuarts usually get riggers hooked on mefff
  16. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Silver Fox 7172 Union stuarts usually get riggers hooked on mefff

    It's just like coffee if used right.
  17. Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Easy money if you've got some capital, just buy and hold.

    I have capital apparently you are supposed to invest only X% in each sector of the DAO SNP and that crypto is the next 12th sector and no more than X% in each stock or rypto. I am probably gonna have to pool back on the ripto so i gotta slurp up some more energy but I feel pretty priced out of everything ATM

    am I buying all these tickers? i dont really understand the image.

    i got $100 and only worked 4 days this month and my broker is killing me on fees so i can do maybe only $50-$100 a week
  18. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have capital apparently you are supposed to invest only X% in each sector of the DAO SNP and that crypto is the next 12th sector and no more than X% in each stock or rypto. I am probably gonna have to pool back on the ripto so i gotta slurp up some more energy but I feel pretty priced out of everything ATM

    am I buying all these tickers? i dont really understand the image.

    i got $100 and only worked 4 days this month and my broker is killing me on fees so i can do maybe only $50-$100 a week

    Get a cheap online broker that does margins and stop being retarded. Those are companies. Google the acronym. Pick some and take your chances.
  19. alright cool if those are all energy tickers I can buy them. MY broker has margin trading im just not too schooled in fancy finance kikery to utilize it
  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Unless you use utterly retarded levels of leverage you will never make a decent return.
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