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So I have Ashley's address...

  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i might be down with that. i'm considering throwing caution into the wind and destroying everyone's lives including my own in the process.

    what would you tell her? this better be good

    I would tell her you're a big meany-head and she'd be like "WHAAAT? NOOO!! It just CAN'T be true! I'd tell her that's it's true because I said so and she'll probably be like *cry cry cry* "I don't even...." *cry cry cry* Then I would console her with sexual intercourse and get your address and go to you to draw outlines of sickles in chalk on your driveway and sidewalk and I might even put a roadkill item in your mailbox and possibly throw an egg at your garage door and leave a little note by the egg yolk drippings that said something mean on it.
  2. #22
    Excruciating Deth (phase gamma)

    yo




    how do you feel about this album?

    i want to like it for the album cover. i sort of do so far.
  3. #23
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I might even put a roadkill item


    a dead cat, mayhaps?
  4. #24
    she's also been reblogging exercise posts recently, probably because i called her fat. she's not overweight at all but calling a girl fat always gets to them no matter how bitchy they are, it's the female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls. it's so weird to see someone going into 10th grade get health conscious.
  5. #25
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    she's also been reblogging exercise posts recently, probably because i called her fat. she's not overweight at all but calling a girl fat always gets to them no matter how bitchy they are, it's the female equivalent of getting kicked in the balls. it's so weird to see someone going into 10th grade get health conscious.



    this is an essential truth, right here
  6. #26
    Lanny Bird of Courage


    how do you feel about this album?

    i want to like it for the album cover. i sort of do so far.


    Objectively bad mixing but the vocalist has a nice last-era punk vibe and it's a respectable use of quasi-sarcastic electronics.
  7. #27
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sploo, the whole 14yo girls thing, i think you're doing it wrong.
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    a dead cat, mayhaps?

    If I discovered it dead, yes, mayveryhaps as well.
  9. #29
    Sploo, the whole 14yo girls thing, i think you're doing it wrong.

    I don't know. I'm kind of imprinting on her, don't you think? (I assume) that last year I was more or less her first love, but even if not, this is probably pretty significant for someone so young to hear. It's not like they have much else to think about. Since this preludes any other romantic affiliations her experience with me might mold how she perceives men for the rest of her life. And now I've given her a mixed bag of extreme negative reinforcement combined with some suggestion of unresolved affection, I've delivered the spectrum of pleasure and pain, and I might already have set her up to basically be my fangirl for eternity and possibly my future wife. Which will make up for any guilt I might possible experience from any of this at some point because when we're together when we're older I'll be treating her right and she'll be glad we're finally together. What do you think of how I planned out this manipulation? It's not going to work for banging some underage pussy but it could work in a cult-leader-and-follower sort of psychological trickery.
  10. #30
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    If I discovered it dead, yes, mayveryhaps as well.



    have I got a story for you. earlier this week, I saw a piece of a cat on the side of the road. I couldn't even tell what part of the cat it was, but I knew it was a cat from the grey tabby pattern on the fur. It was pink underneath, because I kicked it.
  11. #31
    a man who cannot care for cats must resort to fish and chips to elicit purpose from within
  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't know. I'm kind of imprinting on her, don't you think? (I assume) that last year I was more or less her first love, but even if not, this is probably pretty significant for someone so young to hear. It's not like they have much else to think about. Since this preludes any other romantic affiliations her experience with me might mold how she perceives men for the rest of her life. And now I've given her a mixed bag of extreme negative reinforcement combined with some suggestion of unresolved affection, I've delivered the spectrum of pleasure and pain, and I might already have set her up to basically be my fangirl for eternity and possibly my future wife. Which will make up for any guilt I might possible experience from any of this at some point because when we're together when we're older I'll be treating her right and she'll be glad we're finally together. What do you think of how I planned out this manipulation? It's not going to work for banging some underage pussy but it could work in a cult-leader-and-follower sort of psychological trickery.

    How sure are you she was into you earlier, how do you know? Telepathic shapespace communications? Because that's not evidence, what's more cult leaders give their followers something which they desire intimately. Spiritual guidance, wisdom, charismatic leadership and a sense of belonging. The weird fucked up shit only starts after the followers are thoroughly enthralled with the leader. Also, when i talk about 'this young girl thing' it is not exclusively limited to banging them.

    In my experience, young girls, especially the one's with underlying issues with self esteem and the like, respond very well to positive reinforcement. Even girls with no underlying mental issues of that age respond very well to positive social reinforcement, it comes with the age, since teenagers are very much focused on how their peers percieve them. How you use this simple fact is up to you however.
  13. #33
    We spent time together a few hours in public every day and we were close enough that the adults in the room didn't care whether I was a pedophile or not (I'm actually not, by the way) because they figured it was tr00 love anyway. Seriously you have to be pretty fucking charming to hang out with a 13 year old girl exclusively and have not a single person/50 year old lady coordinator bat an eye or express any concern whatsoever. Even her mom knew and didn't mind (lol wat). I was more or less the only person she talked to. She had a group of friends but she told me she didn't really like them, and when I asked her a month or two ago whether we were friends she said "you were literally the only person who hung out with me last summer" so it's almost like everyone else there was irrelevant to her except me. I may have mattered to her way more than I think I do but I'm too insecure to go with the benefit of the doubt so it's easier to go into "give chicks PTSD so they remember you forever" mode
  14. #34
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    the point is to give them PTSD with your dick. they never forget that.
  15. #35
    I would even go into the bathroom to take hits of spice on a 5 gram/day habit and would go days without bathing and still nobody thought it was sketchy at all that I flirted with her. It was like heaven and I don't think 99.9% of people would be able to get away with it the same way that I did. Objectively, I'm pretty fucking awesome.
  16. #36
    it's fucking surreal actually isn't it? I'm the biggest degenerate druggie EVER and everyone was like "ya sure go hang out with the little girls". There was one guy I knew from my middle school who went there on the day of his show and he actually knew me (I punched him in the balls so hard he fell over and then sang the theme song to The Lion King to cheer him up one time) and he laughed his ass off saying "Oh sploo" when he saw we were working concession stands together with a bunch of old ladies.
  17. #37
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We spent time together a few hours in public every day and we were close enough that the adults in the room didn't care whether I was a pedophile or not (I'm actually not, by the way) because they figured it was tr00 love anyway. Seriously you have to be pretty fucking charming to hang out with a 13 year old girl exclusively and have not a single person/50 year old lady coordinator bat an eye or express any concern whatsoever. Even her mom knew and didn't mind (lol wat). I was more or less the only person she talked to. She had a group of friends but she told me she didn't really like them, and when I asked her a month or two ago whether we were friends she said "you were literally the only person who hung out with me last summer" so it's almost like everyone else there was irrelevant to her except me. I may have mattered to her way more than I think I do but I'm too insecure to go with the benefit of the doubt so it's easier to go into "give chicks PTSD so they remember you forever" mode

    1. The older people didn't give a shit because 18 and 13/14 isn't that weird. 2. You should be a pedo because little girls are awesome. 3. If she really liked you so much then you're an asshole for treating her the way you do.

    If it's 'remember me forever' you are after you need to understand that positive experiences leave a much more salient impression on people. Do you really think 70 years from now when she's old and dying she's gonna think: 'Oh yeah that kid sploo he was such a dick to me, lol, good times'. I think not.
  18. #38
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No sploo. Just no.
  19. #39
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    positive experiences leave a much more salient impression on people.


    yeah, but be careful, sploo, salients can lead to pockets, and then you're fucked.



    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salien...ts_and_pockets




  20. #40
    today she liked a youtube comedy video. wtf, i was trying to make her depressed and yesterday i tried to convince her there was spyware on her phone why is she liking funny videos if she's sad?? do you think she cares? halp :(
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