I know this is really brad, but hear me out.

1. 2021-12-08 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   The whole process of paying $1400+ for a casket you are going to bury in the ground is as recockulous as putting jediellery in there too.
   
   A fucking body bag is more than fine.
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   • Solstice
2. 2021-12-08 at 4:52 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The whole process of paying $1400+ for a casket you are going to bury in the ground is as recockulous as putting jediellery in there too.
   
   A fucking body bag is more than fine.

   
   Agreed. I'm writing in my will that I want my body disposed of in the cheapest possible way. If it was up to me I'd be thrown in the common trash.
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   • Lanny
3. 2021-12-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Agreed. I'm writing in my will that I want my body disposed of in the cheapest possible way. If it was up to me I'd be thrown in the common trash.

   
   You could also be burned to a crisp and flushed down the toilet.
4. 2021-12-08 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Do they actually put concrete down? Never heard of that.
   
   Also watch super carefully if the relatives don't slip the gold and jediels off just before closing the casket.
5. 2021-12-08 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Do they actually put concrete down? Never heard of that.

   
   It's optional. If you'd rather not have your body and casket looted, you can get it.
6. 2021-12-08 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #26
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I want my burial site to pollute the groundwater
   
   
7. 2021-12-09 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Solstice Agreed. I'm writing in my will that I want my body disposed of in the cheapest possible way. If it was up to me I'd be thrown in the common trash.

   
   This, I wish they could turn me into soylent green or something. I wonder if homeless people would want to eat some human steak.
   
   I think cremation is probably the most economical way to legally dispose of a corpse. Even that seems like a lot of fuss though since you get a bag of ashes back and need to figure out something to do with it.
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   • Solstice
8. 2021-12-09 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   ^ If you ate this guy, you'd have indigestion for weeks.
9. 2021-12-09 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Lanny This, I wish they could turn me into soylent green or something. I wonder if homeless people would want to eat some human steak.
   
   I think cremation is probably the most economical way to legally dispose of a corpse. Even that seems like a lot of fuss though since you get a bag of ashes back and need to figure out something to do with it.

   
   I'm gonna have mine packaged up in little plastic baggies and left on the floor of a club or bar.
10. 2021-12-09 at 1 PM UTC

    #30
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I think most people aren't actually buried with their jedielry , they are just wearing it one last time before it is passed on to someone as a keepsake. It's a funny plan, classic high quality BI phred
11. 2021-12-09 at 1:34 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    The movie Soylent Green takes place in the year 2022. Just a heads up.
    
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/plotsummary
12. 2021-12-10 at 3:33 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny This, I wish they could turn me into soylent green or something. I wonder if homeless people would want to eat some human steak.
    
    I think cremation is probably the most economical way to legally dispose of a corpse. Even that seems like a lot of fuss though since you get a bag of ashes back and need to figure out something to do with it.

    
    you dont have enough carbon credit for a cremation.
    
    choose something else.
13. 2021-12-10 at 3:44 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by A College Professor I think most people aren't actually buried with their jedielry , they are just wearing it one last time before it is passed on to someone as a keepsake.

    
    When my grandpa died he had his jedielry put up his ass because he was a dick and didn't want anyone to get it.
14. 2021-12-10 at 3:50 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by Solstice When my grandpa died he had his jedielry put up his ass because he was a dick and didn't want anyone to get it.

    
    
15. 2021-12-10 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice When my grandpa died he had his jedielry put up his ass because he was a dick and didn't want anyone to get it.

    
    interesting for future people that dig up tgeir skeleton.
16. 2021-12-10 at 4:43 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice When my grandpa died he had his jedielry put up his ass because he was a dick and didn't want anyone to get it.

    
    Professional grave robbers would easily find that. They come with portable vacuum cleaners.