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What is the light at the end of your tunnel?

  1. #1
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Where do you want to end up?

    Serious thread.
  2. #2
    troon Houston
    When my body starts to fail, I want to live out my life dirty, half-naked, and totally off my face in Vagator. I saw someone like that there once, it was pretty disgusting. But I've grown to realize there are a lot of plus sides to the lifestyle. Easy drugs, cheap living, fresh food and drinks on demand, warm climate, good music, and stray dogs to lick your ass clean for you. It's like zero effort life.
  3. #3
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by troon When my body starts to fail, I want to live out my life dirty, half-naked, and totally off my face in Vagator. I saw someone like that there once, it was pretty disgusting. But I've grown to realize there are a lot of plus sides to the lifestyle. Easy drugs, cheap living, fresh food and drinks on demand, warm climate, good music, and stray dogs to lick your ass clean for you. It's like zero effort life.

    What a basic ass "edgy" fantasy. Are you 14 years old?
  4. #4
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Most of my goals are tied to a financial goal, as in how to achieve financial independence.

    I’m currently building a bigger house than I ever thought I would have the privilege to own. Of course one day I will have it paid off, but not at the expense of other investments.

    I have a competitive nature, so even though I have achieved a higher level in my career than most people retire from (especially at my age), I always strive to achieve more. I take rejection personally, which is something (of many things) I am working on.

    I will have $1 million in liquid assets (not counting my house) at least by the time I am 55. Substantially more by the time I retire.

    I value experiences more than things. I have spent a lot of money on some nice vacations and I will continue to do so.

    I plan on leaving a legacy of character values and an inheritance, only one of which has been left to me.

    The light at the end of the tunnel is beyond myself, which is where I would like to focus my efforts.
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  5. #5
    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want to end up with a light skinned mexican chick i can pop pills and get fat with
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  6. #6
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo What a basic ass "edgy" fantasy. Are you 14 years old?

    It's not a fantasy. Honestly, I'd hope my body fails before my brain, but what are the options if not? Some shitty care home? Dignitas? There's no benefit from either.

    I genuinely did witness the scene I described, more or less, and it was repulsive. But from the point of view of the guy lying there looking half-dead, it probably wasn't that bad.
  7. #7
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by troon When my body starts to fail, I want to live out my life dirty, half-naked, and totally off my face in Vagator. I saw someone like that there once, it was pretty disgusting. But I've grown to realize there are a lot of plus sides to the lifestyle. Easy drugs, cheap living, fresh food and drinks on demand, warm climate, good music, and stray dogs to lick your ass clean for you. It's like zero effort life.

    I knew a girl who let her dogs lick her baby's ass clean after it shit
  8. #8
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice I knew a girl who let her dogs lick her baby's ass clean after it shit

    What a mom! Peak-skank, but objectively environmentally sound.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Solstice I knew a girl who let her dogs lick her baby's ass clean after it shit

    Wariat’s wet dream.
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  10. #10
    A misty farmhouse surrounded by deer



    "Permit me an underground drug lab and the control of a dozen buxom blonde undergraduates willing to be transformed into monkeys, and I care not who writes the laws!"
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  11. #11
    Nile bump
    Making enough money selling bongs to eat drink and be merry.

    And for a return of general sanity.

    Bongs might work out.

    My sanity? I'm tryna Keep steady but am getting constantly fucked with by Shady forces. I'll be fine.

    I shouldn't have snorted that strange powder 3 days (?) Ago.
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  12. #12
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by troon It's not a fantasy. Honestly, I'd hope my body fails before my brain, but what are the options if not? Some shitty care home? Dignitas? There's no benefit from either.

    I genuinely did witness the scene I described, more or less, and it was repulsive. But from the point of view of the guy lying there looking half-dead, it probably wasn't that bad.

    What is the life you wish you could end up with in 25 years, if you could have any realistically attainable life at all?

    Your own house on some land somewhere?
  13. #13
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A misty farmhouse surrounded by deer



    "Permit me an underground drug lab and the control of a dozen buxom blonde undergraduates willing to be transformed into monkeys, and I care not who writes the laws!"

    Failing that you could have the infamous Pickard LSD bunker
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    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Nile Making enough money selling bongs to eat drink and be merry.

    And for a return of general sanity.

    Bongs might work out.

    My sanity? I'm tryna Keep steady but am getting constantly fucked with by Shady forces. I'll be fine.

    I shouldn't have snorted that strange powder 3 days (?) Ago.

    Do you make your own bongs or flip Chinese glass
  15. #15
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Do you make your own bongs or flip Chinese glass

    I make them out of liquor bottles.
  16. #16
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo What is the life you wish you could end up with in 25 years, if you could have any realistically attainable life at all?

    Your own house on some land somewhere?

    I don't waste time wishing. It's all a fucking slog, and the rewards aren't worth it for the effort put in. I already own two houses outright, I have some paper investments and a small stack of cash. None of it was 'earned' in the sense that I had a goal and worked towards achieving it. It was essentially just luck, without which I'd still be slogging to pay a mortgage and constantly worrying about my job.

    I suppose I'm either contented or I'm depressed.
  17. #17
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by troon I don't waste time wishing. It's all a fucking slog, and the rewards aren't worth it for the effort put in. I already own two houses outright, I have some paper investments and a small stack of cash. None of it was 'earned' in the sense that I had a goal and worked towards achieving it. It was essentially just luck, without which I'd still be slogging to pay a mortgage and constantly worrying about my job.

    I suppose I'm either contented or I'm depressed.

    Real edgy. Shut up.
  18. #18
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Real edgy. Shut up.

    Fucking middle-class prick.
  19. #19
    the lights i saw at the end of the tunnel turned out to be a maglite stuck deep in someones asshole.

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  20. #20
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by troon Fucking middle-class prick.

    Why can't you give a normal answer
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