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Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving?

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Do you even know?
  2. #2
    cigreting Space Nigga
    celebr8 fellation ur granpaps testicles til he ejacul8 in my mouth u fag
  3. #3
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Excuse to overeat and get too drunk
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    ^what that guy said
  5. #5
    troon Houston
    Originally posted by Solstice Excuse to FURTHER overeat and get too drunk

    fixed typo
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Sounds like yanks made up a holiday to FURTHER celebrate them all being fat retarded/nigger drunk obnoxious assholes

    I guess that’s why Black Friday is tomorrow

    You guys are so patriotic, be sure to wear your Stars and Stripes outfits too
  7. #7
    Lanny Hard in da champaignet
    Originally posted by Solstice Excuse to overeat and get too drunk

    Which is why it’s the best holiday. Is also basically the only holiday that’s not all about selling something to people
  8. #8
    I don’t celebrate any holidays except for New Year’s Eve
    Even back when I was really into Christmas and holloween I didn’t care for thanksgiving
    It’s really boring
  9. #9
    Incessant Houston
    Because they’re so caught in the rat race of capitalism that they need a whole holiday to remind them to slow down and appreciate what they already got. And also like pilgrims and some bull shit.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Incessant Because they’re so caught in the rat race of capitalism that they need a whole holiday to remind them to slow down and appreciate what they already got. And also like pilgrims and some bull shit.

    Yep
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