Why do Americans celebrate Thanksgiving?

1. 2021-11-25 at 4:15 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Do you even know?
2. 2021-11-25 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   celebr8 fellation ur granpaps testicles til he ejacul8 in my mouth u fag
3. 2021-11-25 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Excuse to overeat and get too drunk
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4. 2021-11-25 at 5:55 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   ^what that guy said
5. 2021-11-25 at 5:58 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice Excuse to FURTHER overeat and get too drunk

   
   fixed typo
6. 2021-11-25 at 6:30 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Sounds like yanks made up a holiday to FURTHER celebrate them all being fat retarded/nigger drunk obnoxious assholes
   
   I guess that’s why Black Friday is tomorrow
   
   You guys are so patriotic, be sure to wear your Stars and Stripes outfits too
7. 2021-11-25 at 6:34 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Solstice Excuse to overeat and get too drunk

   
   Which is why it’s the best holiday. Is also basically the only holiday that’s not all about selling something to people
8. 2021-11-25 at 9:58 PM UTC

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   Toxoplasmosis Houston
   I don’t celebrate any holidays except for New Year’s Eve
   Even back when I was really into Christmas and holloween I didn’t care for thanksgiving
   It’s really boring
9. 2021-11-25 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   Incessant African Astronaut
   Because they’re so caught in the rat race of capitalism that they need a whole holiday to remind them to slow down and appreciate what they already got. And also like pilgrims and some bull shit.
10. 2021-11-25 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    Toxoplasmosis Houston

    Originally posted by Incessant Because they’re so caught in the rat race of capitalism that they need a whole holiday to remind them to slow down and appreciate what they already got. And also like pilgrims and some bull shit.

    
    Yep