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Newcomb's Paradox Thread

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Your strategy guarantees you nothing, you have no idea what Omega predicted.

    You choose a strategy that's optimized for all cases regardless of probabilities, despite the fact that it is (again, demonstrably, proven in the hypothetical itself) suboptimal for the most likely case. Your strategy guarantees you at least a thousand dollars, my strategy doesn't guarantee anything, but in the most likely case, reliably provides the optimal results for that case (that Omega's prediction matches your choice, whatever it is - there is no better outcome for this case than $1000000).
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Two boxing is literally letting the perfect be the enemy of the good, where the good usually gets you rich and perfection gets you half a pay check.
  3. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Meikai You choose a strategy that's optimized for all cases regardless of probabilities, despite the fact that it is (again, demonstrably, proven in the hypothetical itself) suboptimal for the most likely case. Your strategy guarantees you at least a thousand dollars, my strategy doesn't guarantee anything, but in the most likely case, reliably provides the optimal results for that case (that Omega's prediction matches your choice, whatever it is - there is no better outcome for this case than $1000000).

    There's no strategy, it doesn't matter what you pick except leaving $1000 on the table. B is already either full or empty.

    Why can't you grasp this?
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    honestly fuys im goin for da big bux sorry but not sorry
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  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo There's no strategy, it doesn't matter what you pick except leaving $1000 on the table. B is already either full or empty.

    Why can't you grasp this?

    Strategy in the game theory sense, dalit. There are two strategies: two boxing and one boxing. B is already either empty or full, but we have information about whether or not it is likely to be full if a given strategy is chosen. Pretending otherwise is asinine, this is a fundamental part of the problem.

    Why can't you grasp this?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    B.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You lose nothing ..

    I trust Omega also fuck you ..

    Just trust Omega
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ You lose nothing ..

    I trust Omega and also fick you ..

    Just trust Omega

    This guy gets it.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai This guy gets it.

    It ain't complicated
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    :)
  11. Nile bump
    Originally posted by Meikai This guy gets it.

    I wanna get it

    I'll srs post when I sober up.
  12. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  13. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by lockedin how do i know that omega is really superintelligent? how do i know it has really been correct the previous 100 predictions? how?

    It DOES MOT MATTER

    UGH
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lanyard and Falco want to make it weird
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala It DOES MOT MATTER

    UGH

    Lets goo
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  16. Nile bump
    Originally posted by mmQ Lanyard and Falco want to make it weird

    Gay. You mean. They wanna make it gay.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes they made it gay .

    Or whatever.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The answer is still B.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by frala It DOES MOT MATTER

    UGH

    Me, when I learned about this literally yesterday and knew exactly how this would go if I posted it here:
  20. Nile bump
    Originally posted by mmQ The answer is still B.

    Uriel says b.

    😁
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