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Americans are the most retarded and least self aware people on the planet

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    whoami Tuskegee Airman
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    Yes, that's pretty much my experiences having dealt with them daily for 24 of your Earth years.
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I agree with you but I think Australians can give them a run for their money, having defrogged them many times and spoken to them on the phone with an over the top Australian accent while taking their shekels. Nothing I've read, heard or experienced has lead me to believe they are any more intelligent than Americans which is pretty incredible given how different the countries and cultures are.
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    Americans have a real hard time with sarcasm...even when it's blatantly obvious. I've lost track of the number of times I've said something..clearly being sarcastic and they recipient took it seriously.

    Example:
    When Exwife #2 was being released from hospital early after ODing (Because a Hurricane was coming so they kicked everyone out) I was in her room along with a Nurse who was trying to unhook her IV and other cabling etc and exwife #2 wasn't being particularly cooperative, the nurse kept telling her "Keep still or I can't do it"...I said to the nurse "I can give her a backhander if it will help".

    I left to go bring the car to the front of the hospital and the nurse says to exwife #2 "If you are in an abusive relationship I can get you help right now, you don't have to leave with him"

    Exwife #2 laughed at her and said "He's joking, if he ever tried it I'd floor him myself"

    wtf..
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yanks need to lighten up
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Britfags be britfaggin
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lol, something a 12 year old would say

    Pretty much sums you up right there, go play with your Action Man dolls “speedy parker”
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans have a real hard time with sarcasm…even when it's blatantly obvious. I've lost track of the number of times I've said something..clearly being sarcastic and they recipient took it seriously.

    Example:
    When Exwife #2 was being released from hospital early after ODing (Because a Hurricane was coming so they kicked everyone out) I was in her room along with a Nurse who was trying to unhook her IV and other cabling etc and exwife #2 wasn't being particularly cooperative, the nurse kept telling her "Keep still or I can't do it"…I said to the nurse "I can give her a backhander if it will help".

    I left to go bring the car to the front of the hospital and the nurse says to exwife #2 "If you are in an abusive relationship I can get you help right now, you don't have to leave with him"

    Exwife #2 laughed at her and said "He's joking, if he ever tried it I'd floor him myself"

    wtf..

    You ahould make a thread about your exwives
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Grylls Lol, something a 12 year old would say

    Pretty much sums you up right there, go play with your Action Man dolls “speedy parker”

    quiet subject
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yeah
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans have a real hard time with sarcasm…even when it's blatantly obvious. I've lost track of the number of times I've said something..clearly being sarcastic and they recipient took it seriously.

    Example:
    When Exwife #2 was being released from hospital early after ODing (Because a Hurricane was coming so they kicked everyone out) I was in her room along with a Nurse who was trying to unhook her IV and other cabling etc and exwife #2 wasn't being particularly cooperative, the nurse kept telling her "Keep still or I can't do it"…I said to the nurse "I can give her a backhander if it will help".

    I left to go bring the car to the front of the hospital and the nurse says to exwife #2 "If you are in an abusive relationship I can get you help right now, you don't have to leave with him"

    Exwife #2 laughed at her and said "He's joking, if he ever tried it I'd floor him myself"

    wtf..

    i didnt know you also enjoy public humiliation.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i didnt know you also enjoy public humiliation.

    Hospitals are privately owned here..so not public.

    I was unaware of the conversation as I was getting the car as mentioned. I only found out about it when exwife #2 laughed about it after I'd picked her up and driven off...otherwise I would have given the nurse a backhander...
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hospitals are privately owned here..so not public.

    I was unaware of the conversation as I was getting the car as mentioned. I only found out about it when exwife #2 laughed about it after I'd picked her up and driven off…otherwise I would have given the nurse a backhander…

    Not all of them. There are county hospitals in many places.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not all of them. There are county hospitals in many places.

    I don't live in the countryside...

    Hospitals are privately owned **here***
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't live in the countryside…

    Hospitals are privately owned **here***

    Here is a very small place jusr like your mind. There are county hospitals in large municipalitiea in the US.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Here is a very small place jusr like your mind. There are county hospitals in large municipalitiea in the US.

    Here in this instance refers to my locale...the hospitals I frequent...again not country hospitals and not public hospitals (should they even exist in my locale).

    Poor speedy...sounds like you don't have health insurance.
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    Self-awareness is a made up concept it's impossible to not be self aware unless you are an animal which we are all animals by the fucking way so clearly you are the least self a rawr / thread
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    The "turing test" is used to determine self-awareness in a species by placing it in front of a mirror to see if It can identify it's own reflection

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here in this instance refers to my locale…the hospitals I frequent…again not country hospitals and not public hospitals (should they even exist in my locale).

    Poor speedy…sounds like you don't have health insurance.

    I have full coverage from two plans with no co pays. Try again sucker.
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    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have full coverage from two plans with no co pays. Try again sucker.

    No need to try and validate yourself to me Speedy...if you frequent the poor public hospitals then good for you.

    In my health insurance fueled world I don't even know they exist.
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