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  1. #1


    Everything in my life goes wrong.
  2. #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fuys imagine if he dint have the plate, just imagine
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  3. #3
    The vodka has ruined both my reputation and my macaroni. There's no recovering from this.
  4. #4
    I'm just being dramatic. It's not gotten to that point yet. I was sober when I cooked this:


    And this:


    And this:


    And they all turned out just fine.
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
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  6. #6
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    wot
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Enema Bandit I'm just being dramatic. It's not gotten to that point yet. I was sober when I cooked this:

    No lettuce, disgusting pig.
  8. #8
    Solstice Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enema Bandit

    Everything in my life goes wrong.

    Some pretentious expensive restaurant would probably serve it like that as like decoration or whatever
  9. #9
    Jeff Houston
    It's ok enema, I'd still fuck you
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Enema Bandit

    Everything in my life goes wrong.

    don't tell me that is Mac & Cheese, it looks more like a can of reconstituted cambells condensed chicken soup.
  11. #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Dang :/
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Enema Bandit

    That takes me back to my teenage years after a night of Kestrel super strength lager.
  13. #13
    stl1 Let's Go Brandon
    What you ate when you came home drunk or what you shit out the next day?
  14. #14
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson don't tell me that is Mac & Cheese, it looks more like a can of reconstituted cambells condensed chicken soup.

    the other day i opened a can of condensed soup it was bad
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