Masterchef

1. 2021-10-29 at 6:33 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Enema Bandit Houston
   
   
   Everything in my life goes wrong.
2. 2021-10-29 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #2
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   fuys imagine if he dint have the plate, just imagine
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3. 2021-10-29 at 6:42 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Enema Bandit Houston
   The vodka has ruined both my reputation and my macaroni. There's no recovering from this.
4. 2021-10-29 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Enema Bandit Houston
   I'm just being dramatic. It's not gotten to that point yet. I was sober when I cooked this:
   
   
   And this:
   
   
   And this:
   
   
   And they all turned out just fine.
5. 2021-10-29 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
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6. 2021-10-29 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #6
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   wot
7. 2021-11-02 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #7
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enema Bandit I'm just being dramatic. It's not gotten to that point yet. I was sober when I cooked this:
   

   
   No lettuce, disgusting pig.
8. 2021-11-02 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enema Bandit
   
   Everything in my life goes wrong.

   
   Some pretentious expensive restaurant would probably serve it like that as like decoration or whatever
9. 2021-11-03 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #9
   Jeff Houston
   It's ok enema, I'd still fuck you
10. 2021-11-03 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enema Bandit
    
    Everything in my life goes wrong.

    
    don't tell me that is Mac & Cheese, it looks more like a can of reconstituted cambells condensed chicken soup.
11. 2021-11-03 at 8:51 PM UTC

    #11
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Dang :/
12. 2021-11-03 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enema Bandit

    
    That takes me back to my teenage years after a night of Kestrel super strength lager.
13. 2021-11-03 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #13
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What you ate when you came home drunk or what you shit out the next day?
14. 2021-11-03 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #14
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson don't tell me that is Mac & Cheese, it looks more like a can of reconstituted cambells condensed chicken soup.

    
    the other day i opened a can of condensed soup it was bad