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Fucking little flies...

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Mother fuckers are all up in my shit and it is annoying watching these bugs not pay their share of the rent.
    At first I figured it was just the stinky trash can but I keep taking the trash out more and more often.
    At this point the bastards have had so much time to fuck that their numbers grow higher everyday.
    I have also been leaving the windows open a lot and I am sure they are getting in because of that too.
    Next weekend I might be buying a bug zapper.
  2. #2
    Incessant Houston
    Check for moldy bag of potatoes
    That’s what usually spawns them for me because my roommate doesn’t eat his food fast enough.
  3. #3
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    put some apple cider vinegar in a little glass or something, Stretch a piece of saran wrap over the top and poke 3 tiny holes in it.
  4. #4
    use high powered lazer pointer to burn them
  5. #5
    Buy those gluey bug catches from the dollar store.

    I was told by an unreliable source they come from bananas...you buy bananasnananas at the store and the eggs/larvae are already in the bananannanana skin...they hatch/transform into the tiny flies and then populate your house.

    So, bug strips or no bananas.
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    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    It's the fucking mexican's fault that rebuilt my apartment after it blew away in a tornado.
    Their work was shotty and rushed in spots and I think the bastards are either coming in through a crack or window
    or!
    they are just bum rushing inside when I come and go when it is dark out because there is a big light right outside they all hang out at and I am always getting them in my mouth when I leave for work.
    I wish I was joking but about 80% of the time when I leave for work some nasty ass bug flies into my mouth.
    There is no doubt in my mind I have ate a few on accident.
    It is hard to avoid when there are so many of them in my path.
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  7. #7
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    They are there because you have a food source for them some where. If they are fruit flies they could be hanging in your drains. Flush those with bleach water. Also wipe down all food prep surfaces with hot water, bleach, and a clean rag daily. Throw out all food wrappers, empty cans, and bottles instead putting them in the inside trash.
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  8. #8
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    We had awful fruit fly problems, the problem was a gone off bag of potatoes that they had laid eggs in.

    If you can't find the source, maybe just spray the entire house with fly spray.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We had awful fruit fly problems, the problem was a gone off bag of potatoes that they had laid eggs in.

    If you can't find the source, maybe just spray the entire house with fly spray.

    ur incessant's roomate

    fona you need to buy powerful chemical insecticide and vaporize it to sannytize youre entire apartment if your not willing to do it call a reputable bug company like dales dead bug
  10. #10
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Even a speck of food is like a buffet to those little fuckers.
  11. #11
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Wash your butthole better
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    stl1 Dark Matter
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by stl1

    they shou,ld have put a camera in the toilet
  14. #14
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor they shou,ld have put a camera in the toilet

    They did, its on ThisVid
  15. #15
    Meikai African Astronaut
    just make some fruit fly traps to thin the herd and eventually they'll run out of food and stop breeding so the problem will solve itself
  16. #16
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I am always getting them in my mouth when I leave for work.
    I wish I was joking but about 80% of the time when I leave for work some nasty ass bug flies into my mouth.
    There is no doubt in my mind I have ate a few on accident.
    It is hard to avoid when there are so many of them in my path.
    😂🤣🤣
  17. #17
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Leave the food out until it gets moldy and have them eat it and then wait to watch them die a slow and agonizing death.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump We had awful fruit fly problems, the problem was a gone off bag of potatoes that they had laid eggs in.

    If you can't find the source, maybe just spray the entire house with fly spray.

    i modded my mosquito swatter with 2 3.7v li-ion batteries and somehow this is enough to zap the fruit flies to the point i ran out of them to swat.

    my mos swatter didnt last long after that and i think the constant over voltage killed it.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Hawt
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