2021-10-10 at 8:08 PM UTC
Mother fuckers are all up in my shit and it is annoying watching these bugs not pay their share of the rent.
At first I figured it was just the stinky trash can but I keep taking the trash out more and more often.
At this point the bastards have had so much time to fuck that their numbers grow higher everyday.
I have also been leaving the windows open a lot and I am sure they are getting in because of that too.
Next weekend I might be buying a bug zapper.
2021-10-10 at 8:18 PM UTC
Check for moldy bag of potatoes
That’s what usually spawns them for me because my roommate doesn’t eat his food fast enough.
2021-10-10 at 8:20 PM UTC
put some apple cider vinegar in a little glass or something, Stretch a piece of saran wrap over the top and poke 3 tiny holes in it.
2021-10-10 at 10:43 PM UTC
use high powered lazer pointer to burn them
2021-10-11 at 12:32 PM UTC
Buy those gluey bug catches from the dollar store.
I was told by an unreliable source they come from bananas...you buy bananasnananas at the store and the eggs/larvae are already in the bananannanana skin...they hatch/transform into the tiny flies and then populate your house.
So, bug strips or no bananas.
2021-10-11 at 1:11 PM UTC
It's the fucking mexican's fault that rebuilt my apartment after it blew away in a tornado.
Their work was shotty and rushed in spots and I think the bastards are either coming in through a crack or window
or!
they are just bum rushing inside when I come and go when it is dark out because there is a big light right outside they all hang out at and I am always getting them in my mouth when I leave for work.
I wish I was joking but about 80% of the time when I leave for work some nasty ass bug flies into my mouth.
There is no doubt in my mind I have ate a few on accident.
It is hard to avoid when there are so many of them in my path.
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2021-10-11 at 2:49 PM UTC
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
They are there because you have a food source for them some where. If they are fruit flies they could be hanging in your drains. Flush those with bleach water. Also wipe down all food prep surfaces with hot water, bleach, and a clean rag daily. Throw out all food wrappers, empty cans, and bottles instead putting them in the inside trash.
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2021-10-11 at 5:42 PM UTC
We had awful fruit fly problems, the problem was a gone off bag of potatoes that they had laid eggs in.
If you can't find the source, maybe just spray the entire house with fly spray.
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Even a speck of food is like a buffet to those little fuckers.
2021-10-11 at 6:08 PM UTC
Wash your butthole better
2021-10-11 at 6:16 PM UTC
just make some fruit fly traps to thin the herd and eventually they'll run out of food and stop breeding so the problem will solve itself
2021-10-11 at 6:19 PM UTC
Leave the food out until it gets moldy and have them eat it and then wait to watch them die a slow and agonizing death.
2021-10-12 at 7:04 AM UTC
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