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  1. #21
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Eh whats this back pain now

    Fuck it see u guys next year
  2. #22
    mmG African Astronaut
    I am casting a counter spell that protects Grylls and negates your spell
  3. #23
    mmG African Astronaut
    Muslim magic > Maple magic
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmG Muslim magic > Maple magic

    shut the fuck up faggot.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Grylls Superman?

    superman is now superfag.



    u faggot.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Grylls Eh whats this back pain now

    Fuck it see u guys next year

    you are not going to live that long. i just burned a goats cloven hoof while chanting a curse ye haw may haw in your name

    Originally posted by mmG I am casting a counter spell that protects Grylls and negates your spell

    too bad for you i am a trained expert in negate magic and have spell speed 5 curses which can't be targeted or negated, they are inherit effects so while you can still pay the cost of yours they will fizzle



    Originally posted by mmG Muslim magic > Maple magic

    i have read the tome of shahrazad and know your secrets and how to escape the mind trap of your illusion magik

  7. #27
    i'm preparing a monkshood and morning glory offering to the demon of itching to cast itching curses on wellhung, grills and mmq

  8. #28
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i have read the tome of shahrazad and know your secrets and how to escape the mind trap of your illusion magik

    Hardback or E-book?
  9. #29
    i owned a copy of the tome of shahrazad but it was lost in my tumultuous youth
    much like shahrazad herself i had to use the stories contained within to keep a person distracted long enough that i could avoid being raped

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    yes. One must adapt their expectations and attitudes in responses to changes in environment. Otherwise, negative emotions are likely to ensue.
  11. #31
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung yes. One must adapt their expectations and attitudes in responses to changes in environment. Otherwise, negative emotions are likely to ensue.

    I'm going to cum up your ass nigger
  12. #32
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I am still air shitting but can't shit solid matter yet.

    Just wanted to paint that visual for everyone since you can't smell them with me to enjoy.
  13. #33
    mmG African Astronaut
    I shit plasma
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am still air shitting but can't shit solid matter yet.

    Just wanted to paint that visual for everyone since you can't smell them with me to enjoy.

    my voodoo death magic must be working then.
  15. #35
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my voodoo death magic must be working then.

    I counter it with the Xiolin Axolotl Barrier which creates a water based barrier to your spell and protects his toilet from Ur montezumic curse.
  16. #36
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmG I'm going to cum up your ass nigger

    §m£ÂgØL is taht you?
  17. #37
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev §m£ÂgØL is taht you?

    No. But does the name really matter when you've got DNA (up your ass)?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Grylls But I can’t fly?

    Yet 🧐

    Please video tape and post your first flight.
  19. #39
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmG No. But does the name really matter when you've got DNA (up your ass)?

    i thought you liked wellhung, now youre into me too?

    i liked it better when you thought i was ugly.
  20. #40
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev i thought you liked wellhung, now youre into me too?

    i liked it better when you thought i was ugly.

    Idk I don't remember ur fase
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