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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I dunno how to explain the feeling but I always knew something was strange.
    Never ever did I imagine that we are cousins.
    After a couple name drops and some research, I am 80%-85% positive I shacked a distant cousin.
    There is no asking my family to solve this for me as I really don't think this needs to be known.
    DNA test kits can solve this once and for all but I have never used one and Im not sure which one to get.
    Also, I have no idea how to go about telling this woman that we might be a couple of cousin fucking, white trash, hillbillies...
    This revelation has had my guts twisted up and I have felt off for days.
    I keep thinking ill just get on the computer and find out it's not true but when I start thinking about it everything points toward us being cousins.
    Now it's not like we are 1st cousins or anything but I still feel really weird knowing this and I have to tell her.

    Any recommendations on DNA test kits to help me figure this out once and for all?

    Also, how do I go about telling her of my suspicions?
  2. #2
    Omg cousin Chelle !!! WTF?
  3. #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Omg cousin Chelle !!! WTF?

    No
  4. #4
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Fuck her again
  5. #5
    Just avoid vaginal sex and only have anal and oral...you'll be fine.
  6. #6
    Solstice African Astronaut
    What she don't know won't hurt her, a hole is a hole
  7. #7
    oh and post her pic
  8. #8
    cigreting Space Nigga
    just ask her if shes cool with fuckin cousins
    then do er in da sewer
  9. #9
    we are all cousins of the lord
  10. #10
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood we are all cousins of the lord



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood we are all cousins of the lord

    Yeah, its pretty distant if at all.
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  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    First cousin incest should be a universal human right. Nothing wrong with cousin loving. Sweet Home Alabama and all that but i'm pretty much serious.
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Have you ever seen a kid with lobster claws for hands?
  14. #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Have you ever seen a kid with lobster claws for hands?

    Yes, genetic deformities are a bitch. But there is a pretty damn good chance if you have a kid with your cousin the kid will be just fine.
  15. #15
    DrugSmuggler Houston [soullessly saw your drumbeater]
    Originally posted by Sophie Yes, genetic deformities are a bitch. But there is a pretty damn good chance if you have a kid with your cousin the kid will be just fine.

    Just avoid getting any pets together
  16. #16
    lllll Houston
    Pfft… who cares, as long as she’s hot.
  17. #17
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    2nd cousin is fucking nothing.

    I'll say it once and I'll say it again - the fact she is a single mother is 10 times more disgusting than the fact she's your cousin. Your moral compass is all wrong.
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Fucking gross. First cousin afair?
  19. #19
    kinda hot ngl
  20. #20
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit fucking your distant cousin is no big deal,at least you didn't get a highlighter stuck up your ass.
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