2021-10-06 at 6:34 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
I dunno how to explain the feeling but I always knew something was strange.
Never ever did I imagine that we are cousins.
After a couple name drops and some research, I am 80%-85% positive I shacked a distant cousin.
There is no asking my family to solve this for me as I really don't think this needs to be known.
DNA test kits can solve this once and for all but I have never used one and Im not sure which one to get.
Also, I have no idea how to go about telling this woman that we might be a couple of cousin fucking, white trash, hillbillies...
This revelation has had my guts twisted up and I have felt off for days.
I keep thinking ill just get on the computer and find out it's not true but when I start thinking about it everything points toward us being cousins.
Now it's not like we are 1st cousins or anything but I still feel really weird knowing this and I have to tell her.
Any recommendations on DNA test kits to help me figure this out once and for all?
Also, how do I go about telling her of my suspicions?
2021-10-06 at 6:37 AM UTC
Omg cousin Chelle !!! WTF?
2021-10-06 at 12:41 PM UTC
Just avoid vaginal sex and only have anal and oral...you'll be fine.
2021-10-06 at 12:57 PM UTC
What she don't know won't hurt her, a hole is a hole
2021-10-06 at 6:01 PM UTC
just ask her if shes cool with fuckin cousins
then do er in da sewer
2021-10-06 at 7:05 PM UTC
we are all cousins of the lord
2021-10-06 at 7:58 PM UTC
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2021-10-06 at 8:27 PM UTC
First cousin incest should be a universal human right. Nothing wrong with cousin loving. Sweet Home Alabama and all that but i'm pretty much serious.
2021-10-06 at 8:39 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Have you ever seen a kid with lobster claws for hands?
2021-10-06 at 10:43 PM UTC
Pfftβ¦ who cares, as long as sheβs hot.
2021-10-06 at 10:49 PM UTC
2nd cousin is fucking nothing.
I'll say it once and I'll say it again - the fact she is a single mother is 10 times more disgusting than the fact she's your cousin. Your moral compass is all wrong.
2021-10-06 at 11:55 PM UTC
Fucking gross. First cousin afair?
2021-10-07 at 2:32 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Shit fucking your distant cousin is no big deal,at least you didn't get a highlighter stuck up your ass.
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