They should make a reverse viagra pill that makes itit hard to get hard.

1. 2017-01-24 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Like if you're gonna go to a pool or something you don't pitch a tent with your swimming trunks from the hot chicks there. And so you can last longer by going soft. Or if you dont want that, they could also have a pill that cancels that one out so you can get hard easily like normal.
2. 2017-01-24 at 3:57 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   They're called SSRIs
3. 2017-01-24 at 3:58 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i said hard to get hard, not near impossible.
4. 2017-01-24 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Meth
5. 2017-01-24 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Spironolactone
6. 2017-01-24 at 5:24 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ive taken viagra several times and it never made me hard all it did was purpalize the walls
   
   
7. 2017-01-24 at 5:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Cocaine gives me erections but meth makes my dick shrivel up and go back inside my body
8. 2017-01-24 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Cocaine gives me erections but meth makes my dick shrivel up and go back inside my body

   
   sounds like you have a meth allergy
9. 2017-01-24 at 6:17 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby sounds like you have a meth allergy

   
   Sounds like you've never had the real shit.
   
   You know its the real deal when your dick is only used for pissing once a week and your ass becomes your sole sexual organ.
10. 2017-01-24 at 6:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    goddamnit scrawn
11. 2017-01-24 at 6:58 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Sounds like you've never had the real shit.
    
    You know its the real deal when your dick is only used for pissing once a week and your ass becomes your sole sexual organ.

    
    Nah that just means that you're a dehydrated fag
12. 2017-01-24 at 7:20 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Nah that just means that you're a dehydrated fag

    
    

    When methamphetamine abusers binge, they typically do not drink enough fluids, causing dehydration. Due to dehydration, blood pressure dramatically decreases, causing decreased blood flow to the kidneys. Because of this decrease, binging methamphetamine users are susceptible to kidney failure.

    
    

    a result of meth’s sexual inhibitions, it’s usage usually leads to unsafe, often dark and fetishized sex we wouldn’t normally consider.

    
    There are a lot of things that aren't normal to do; interestingly, on meth, they are. Some masturbate uncontrollably near windows, or out doors in hopes that someone is secretly watching and on meth also. This gives the user an even more intense rush of pleasure. You get the picture.
13. 2017-01-24 at 7:30 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahaha. Wherever I go, from now on I'm just going to assume that there's at least someone in every other house peeking out their window furiously jacking off gacked out of their mind and hoping someone (like me) acknowledges their presence.
14. 2017-01-24 at 7:38 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Sounds like you've never had the real shit.
    
    You know its the real deal when your dick is only used for pissing once a week and your ass becomes your sole sexual organ.

    
    woooooaaah lol
15. 2017-01-24 at 8:57 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Do SSRIs really cause erectile dysfunction? Is it like just hard to get it up or is the an associated reduction in sex drive?
    
    Kind of a pain in the ass to have a natural impulse to seek out sexual stimulation. Honestly I'd probably pay something for the pill that made me not care about having sex, the effort to satisfaction ratio of courtship is pretty shitty. I could go like 6 months on just pursuits of the mind and see if I really missed it without the neurochemical reward system bolted on.
16. 2017-01-24 at 8:57 AM UTC

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    Dissociator African Astronaut
    bundy
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17. 2017-01-24 at 9 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Sigma plateau at the pool sounds both safe and enjoyable.
    
    Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-01-24T18:33:17.844316+00:00
18. 2017-01-24 at 2:48 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Why do you need a pill to do that when it's the side effect of a lot of drugz. I'm sure drinking everyday has taken it's toll anyways.
19. 2017-01-24 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    use ur sack to tie ur dick down
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20. 2017-01-24 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by greenplastic Why do you need a pill to do that when it's the side effect of a lot of drugz. I'm sure drinking everyday has taken it's toll anyways.

    
    I drink a lot and I still wake up with raging huge boners all day errr day. But I also drink a lot of water. Last night I had a dream about eating leaves and they were good for me.