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The nazi squad shows up at your house what you gonna do

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    the shirtless skinhead methpuffing pedomob is mobilizing folks

    is your defense system ready
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Good question. Those skinhead crazy fuk bouncers who assaulted me and tried taking my head off stomping my head in if they come for me or find out where I live I wonder how best to prepare.
  3. #3
    pedoniggers!!
  4. #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m getting Suited and booted ..


  5. #5
    CandyRein Black Hole
    It got quiet... see niggas scared already... ahaaaa!
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  6. #6
    Meikai African Astronaut
    the walls are already smeared with poopy and i've got a metric fuckton of babyoil to grease my naked self up with before i charge at them

    never know what hit em
  7. #7
    I would give those meth using otakuniggers a piece of my grandpappies world war two kar98 that he keeps locked up in the gun cabbie next to his dubya dubya two nazi gold sailor memorbilia because he was a racist kike gassing hitler youth that luckily was hung, drawn and quartered in the nuremburg trials so he never got a chance to breed with my grandma and spread those racist kikenigger otakumethnigger nazi genes to me, thank G*d

  8. #8
    CandyRein Black Hole


    Imma peal their muffin cap back with the rat-tat-tat....
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  10. #10
    RIPtotse Tuskegee Airman
    Immediately show them my ancestral history and become their leader by default of my genes. Then I’d stop the systematic murder of people and put the same amount of effort in back engineering ufo crafts that have been in our possession for years and disclose to the world that other life is in our world and has been to earth and I would change the official narrative of the world religions to include extra terrestrial life and anyone who didn’t want to live in the world with these truths exposed would be allowed to move on to the next life via state sponsored suicide clinics, which would only be used for people who choose to use them, and it would be similar to buying a gun from a dealer, you could go there but you have to wait like 3 days or something before you can return and actually have the procedure done because I realize many people may have thoughts of suicide for a brief moment but in their heart of hearts wouldn’t truly follow through with it and this would give them some time to think it through. I would also increase safe sex and safe drug use options to decrease death and would give away free sterilization procedures if you did not want children because population is obviously an issue with the issue increasing exponentially with every child born. I would also try to eliminate parties in government just like religion and try to make voting more fact based instead of just basing it on parties like it is today.


    Edit: oh ya and I would rename America to, The Temple of the Screaming Electron
  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai the walls are already smeared with poopy and i've got a metric fuckton of babyoil to grease my naked self up with before i charge at them

    never know what hit em

    BRAVE AGENT PUBEIT
    AGENT PUBEIT WAS SO BRAVE
  12. #12
    I can kill several people with my bare hands.
  13. #13
    don't answer the door seems the obvious answer. I rarely answer mine as it is as it's usually somebody wanting something from me.
  14. #14
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    I would offer them a cookie and a glass of milk and ask them if theyve yet welcome the love of Allah into their hearts
  15. #15
    cigreting Space Nigga
    rape him
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    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo the shirtless skinhead methpuffing pedomob is mobilizing folks

    is your defense system ready

    yes indeed, i got these lovely bodyguards



    they slaughter nazis and isis terrorists for fun
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Kev yes indeed, i got these lovely bodyguards



    they slaughter nazis and isis terrorists for fun

    seeing those little hands struggle to wrap around those big barrels make me feels like ive swallowed live butterflies.
  18. #18
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m getting Suited and booted ..





    Having second thoughts about giving away that .380 you found in your attic?

    (Don't tell Jiggly Booty I remembered this incident from so many years ago. It hurts his little feelers for an old codger to have such a sharp mind.)
  19. #19
    Kev African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny seeing those little hands struggle to wrap around those big barrels make me feels like ive swallowed live butterflies.

    then you will love this one, shes a new recruit who aspires to be a fascist smasher when shes big enough to carry that bad boy shes hugging.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Kev then you will love this one, shes a new recruit who aspires to be a fascist smasher when shes big enough to carry that bad boy shes hugging.

    lucky gun
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