2021-10-03 at 8:38 PM UTC
the shirtless skinhead methpuffing pedomob is mobilizing folks
is your defense system ready
2021-10-03 at 9:26 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Good question. Those skinhead crazy fuk bouncers who assaulted me and tried taking my head off stomping my head in if they come for me or find out where I live I wonder how best to prepare.
2021-10-03 at 9:54 PM UTC
It got quiet... see niggas scared already... ahaaaa!
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2021-10-03 at 9:57 PM UTC
the walls are already smeared with poopy and i've got a metric fuckton of babyoil to grease my naked self up with before i charge at them
never know what hit em
2021-10-03 at 10:48 PM UTC
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2021-10-04 at 12:51 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Immediately show them my ancestral history and become their leader by default of my genes. Then I’d stop the systematic murder of people and put the same amount of effort in back engineering ufo crafts that have been in our possession for years and disclose to the world that other life is in our world and has been to earth and I would change the official narrative of the world religions to include extra terrestrial life and anyone who didn’t want to live in the world with these truths exposed would be allowed to move on to the next life via state sponsored suicide clinics, which would only be used for people who choose to use them, and it would be similar to buying a gun from a dealer, you could go there but you have to wait like 3 days or something before you can return and actually have the procedure done because I realize many people may have thoughts of suicide for a brief moment but in their heart of hearts wouldn’t truly follow through with it and this would give them some time to think it through. I would also increase safe sex and safe drug use options to decrease death and would give away free sterilization procedures if you did not want children because population is obviously an issue with the issue increasing exponentially with every child born. I would also try to eliminate parties in government just like religion and try to make voting more fact based instead of just basing it on parties like it is today.
Edit: oh ya and I would rename America to, The Temple of the Screaming Electron
2021-10-04 at 2:23 AM UTC
I can kill several people with my bare hands.
2021-10-04 at 12:11 PM UTC
don't answer the door seems the obvious answer. I rarely answer mine as it is as it's usually somebody wanting something from me.
2021-10-04 at 12:17 PM UTC
I would offer them a cookie and a glass of milk and ask them if theyve yet welcome the love of Allah into their hearts
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