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James web telescope is a bastion of racism?

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    He was the director at NASA and he was a real son of a bitch it turns out that he was an expert at sniffing out homosexuals within the agency and he would persecute them by bringing them into his office and RAPING them to prove they were gay. He treated blacks with respect. Now they named a telescope after him
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    would i be able to rape you if you werent gay
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I really don't care. I just want The JWST to launch without incident, deploy at it's assigned Lagrange Point and start doing Astrophysics research. After launch it'll be about a month until it arrives at L2(IIRC) then a little while after that, granted everything went perfect we will have first light.

    I'm pretty stoked.
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    I hope the rocket explodes on the pad, just as a cautionary tale against investing too much time and money in one single project.
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    It was supposed to launch in 2007 and cost $1 billion, but they are only launching it now and it'll cost $10 billion.

    They just won't let it launch, they keep testing it and fiddling with it.

    For the money Elon Must would probably have a hundred of them in space by now, probably after crashing the first 20 or so, but that's life, you learn and try again and ITS JUST MONEY MOM.
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    It's going to be unreachable once it's in it's final resting place so no repairs if it doesn't work like Hubble.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's going to be unreachable once it's in it's final resting place so no repairs if it doesn't work like Hubble.

    SpaceX's Starship could probably make the trip with relative ease once that launch platform comes online.
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie SpaceX's Starship could probably make the trip with relative ease once that launch platform comes online.

    If Starship works it'll probably be cheaper to scoop it up, bring it back to earth, fix it, then launch it again.
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    BTW how out of control is a bureaucracy when it honors not heroes nor leaders nor scientists, but bureaucrats like James fucking Webb.

    Where's the Wener von Braun Space Telescope? Oh no, we'll name this one after our NPC paper-shuffling wanker-in-chief. No one was hotter on the ol' budget wrangle than James Webb.
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Surprise, science is complicated and expensive FUDnigger.

    These FUDniggers would have us return to the stone age if they could divert the funds towards committing genocide upon black and brown people.


    The JWST is a marvel of engineering and will usher us into a new era of astronomical observation and we will finally be able to search for new exoplanets and survey their atmospheres for signs of light, or perhaps even optical signals of intelligent species who might reside in the galaxy. It will become a monument to human ingenuity and perseverance that will remain in space for generations, gathering information for all of mankind.

    Of course FUDniggers would immediately devolve into panic and primal fear and try to spread FUD like a FUDnigger do if aliens ever did make contact with us: they would probably try to construct space borders and deport the first ET visitor while making 2016 4chan memes centuries after they have become irrelevant.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump BTW how out of control is a bureaucracy when it honors not heroes nor leaders nor scientists, but bureaucrats like James fucking Webb.

    Where's the Wener von Braun Space Telescope? Oh no, we'll name this one after our NPC paper-shuffling wanker-in-chief. No one was hotter on the ol' budget wrangle than James Webb.

    Agreed.

    Where's the George Floyd Solar Array? or the AOC neutron star detector?
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    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Agreed.

    Where's the George Floyd Solar Array?

    That sort of thing needs to happen.

    I can see the headlines now "The George Floyd Space Telescope has overheated and unexpectedly ceased functioning. News at 11"
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    STER0S African Astronaut [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    was the director at least kind enough to lubricate his anal cavity.
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Agreed.

    Where's the George Floyd Solar Array? or the AOC neutron star detector?

    Allah Circumsolar Particle Collider
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    Originally posted by mmG Surprise, science is complicated and expensive FUDnigger.

    These FUDniggers would have us return to the stone age if they could divert the funds towards committing genocide upon black and brown people.


    The JWST is a marvel of engineering and will usher us into a new era of astronomical observation and we will finally be able to search for new exoplanets and survey their atmospheres for signs of light, or perhaps even optical signals of intelligent species who might reside in the galaxy. It will become a monument to human ingenuity and perseverance that will remain in space for generations, gathering information for all of mankind.

    Of course FUDniggers would immediately devolve into panic and primal fear and try to spread FUD like a FUDnigger do if aliens ever did make contact with us: they would probably try to construct space borders and deport the first ET visitor while making 2016 4chan memes centuries after they have become irrelevant.

    we ? whos "we".



    ↑ dalit is quick to hitchhike on the achievememt of other superior races to compensate for the lack of his own,
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump That sort of thing needs to happen.

    I can see the headlines now "The George Floyd Space Telescope has overheated and unexpectedly ceased functioning. News at 11"

    george floyd space telescope stopped working today bacause it ran out of oxygen,
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we ? whos "we".



    ↑ dalit is quick to hitchhike on the achievememt of other superior races to compensate for the lack of his own,

    Mongoloid subhuman^ cant share in humanity's accomplishments
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny george floyd space telescope stopped working today bacause it ran out of oxygen,

    Mongoloid thinks robots need to breathe^
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    Originally posted by mmG Mongoloid thinks robots need to breathe^

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    stl1 Dark Matter
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