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  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    Started my like 10th job this year a couple weeks ago, it's already going poorly.

    The guy wanted me to take a piss test to start but I told him I don't take drug tests because I smoke weed everyday, I guess he was desperate enough to need another guy or wants to fire me my first mistake as like a way to fuck a pothead over, but he doesn't seem all that happy with me LOL.

    I know I fucked up my time card last week and I'm sure that's gonna be a topic of pee pee slapping in the morning, so after I ask him if a 'my bad' is gonna make it better, i'll probably have to tell him we're getting off to a bad start and maybe we should both be considering different options.

    Calmly telling him that will either get some water boiling out of his radiator or get him to cool out but it's kinda of a crappy jobby job anyways. It's like sitting in a booth all day welding the same parts, which is whatever, but the dudes like getting mad about me texting my buddies and listening to el chappo trap house.
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  2. #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Yeah Franky I know what you mean, that guy sounds like a huge dickhead.
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Marijuana use always has affected me jumping jobs.
    In reality it shouldn't matter and the laws are all fucked anyways.
    I'd much rather have a pot head than a drunk any day and yet they dont care about alcohol.
    the worse part is they test for marijuana to such an extent that you'll fail even if it's been weeks since you smoked.
    It's like a vicious game you play trying to hold a job and a joint at the same time.
    I told my boss that if I have to take 1 more damn drug test Im out because this job isn't worth that much of my free time.
    It isn't worth any of my free time.
    I filled out my application 4 times now and have taken 2 drug tests and it is just an entry level job a disabled monkey could do.
    Get out of my personal life you dirty fucks.
    Im not jumping through hoops for your dumb asses to hold down a shit job that is embarrassing to even have.
  4. #4
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Ask them to take a psych exam as you dont do business with psychos.

    Works both ways dont it?


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  5. #5
    Originally posted by blaster master The guy wanted me to take a piss test to start but I told him I don't take drug tests because I smoke weed everyday, I guess he was desperate enough to need another guy or wants to fire me my first mistake as like a way to fuck a pothead over, but he doesn't seem all that happy with me LOL.

    Wtf? At this point I would just tell him im fucking tweaking bro and working faster than him, call him a diaper TO HIS FACE say "Man i'm just trying to work and you are being a real diaper right now, full of shit and always on my ass"
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  6. #6
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    We had to stop screening for marijuana where I work because we have had labor shortages for so long. Still don’t have enough people showing up for work in most areas.
  7. #7
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Tell them its medicinal.


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  8. #8
    blaster master victim of incest
    I think I'm going to tell him I'm dragging up, hes already being a real cuck.

    When I take a job and it's only mexicans that speak no english I realize that whoever is running the joint ran off all the white people.
  9. #9
    Only way they keep getting away with it is because of all the mindless idiots who are only too happy comply.
  10. #10
    just ignore him man be like a monk and just do your thang and if he comes up to you just talk about work stuff and ignore the issue.

    I used to be obviously high on meth and my boss would come and look me in the eyes but I think she had a crush on me or something because she just kept giving me more hours and said "I want you to be in at the same time as me" and I just sorta blushed and said "golly... sure thing Miss Linda.."

    I act fake as fuck at work though like all I do is keep my head down and bust ass while everyone talks around me all day long about being tired and hungry. They aren't focused enough. People socialize too much.
  11. #11
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Op is smart enough to be making way more money. Actually everyone in this thread is. But you cant stand the thought of giving up creature comforts to save money and get ahead. You refuse to have roomates which would reduce your rent and utilities, you want to live alone etc.

    The mexicans know this about you and thats why theyre winning.

    The last thing the government wants is financially stable or independent white heterosexual males. They want you to fail unless youre born into money.
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  12. #12
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz The last thing the government wants is financially stable or independent white heterosexual males. They want you to fail unless youre born into money.
    This.
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