I got hired by the zoo, I'm going to be an animal caretaker...

1. 2021-09-25 at 9:38 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, hopefully i won't get cornered by a couple of angry chimps...or i might be meeting my maker.
2. 2021-09-25 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   gonna fuck adog wariuat
3. 2021-09-25 at 9:46 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood gonna fuck adog wariuat

   
   Wud u like to know wut my schedule is going to be, Scron?
4. 2021-09-25 at 9:50 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   7am - unlock the front gate of the zoo
   8am - morning dog fucking show
   9am second morning dog fucking show
   10am-12pm - cleaning and feeding the dogs
   12:30pm - afternoon dog fucking show
   3pm - second afternoon dog fucking show
   6pm - evening dog fucking show
   12am - midnight dog fucking show SPECIAL GUEST STAR A HORSE
   
   you really puttin in world for the cincinatti zoo mein gott a real american hero right here
5. 2021-09-25 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 7am - unlock the front gate of the zoo
   8am - morning dog fucking show
   9am second morning dog fucking show
   10am-12pm - cleaning and feeding the dogs
   12:30pm - afternoon dog fucking show
   3pm - second afternoon dog fucking show
   6pm - evening dog fucking show
   12am - midnight dog fucking show SPECIAL GUEST STAR A HORSE
   
   you really puttin in world for the cincinatti zoo mein gott a real american hero right here

   
   why are the afternoon and evening dog fucking shows longer?
6. 2021-09-25 at 10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   they run a real tight ship
7. 2021-09-25 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Folks, hopefully i won't get cornered by a couple of angry chimps…or i might be meeting my maker.

   
   They're called 'blacks', and if you talk about visitors like that, you probably will be.
8. 2021-09-25 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   OP you wouldn't be trolling us, would you? 🌹
9. 2021-09-25 at 10:54 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 OP you wouldn't be trolling us, would you? 🌹

   
   no sir. it's fo real, nigga.
10. 2021-09-25 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by troon They're called 'blacks', and if you talk about visitors like that, you probably will be.

    
    dont insult the chimps.
11. 2021-09-25 at 11:56 PM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If the chimpanzees go for your ankles, cover your neck.
12. 2021-09-25 at 11:59 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Who the fuck is TROON??
13. 2021-09-26 at 12 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Oh and fuck your pronouns.
    I'm going to say from now on in every post.
    Fuck your pronouns.
14. 2021-09-26 at 12:20 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Who the fuck is TROON??

    
    FBI homosexual like every other faggot here
15. 2021-09-26 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK got it FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS.
16. 2021-09-26 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FBI homosexual like every other faggot here

    
    i wonder whos hes going to incite.
17. 2021-09-26 at 12:25 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    my pronouns are Nig/Ger and you HAVE to respect them, seriously.
    
    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/08/style/neopronouns-nonbinary-explainer.html
    
    

    A neopronoun can also be a so-called “noun-self pronoun,” in which a pre-existing word is drafted into use as a pronoun. Noun-self pronouns can refer to animals — so your pronouns can be “bun/bunself” and “kitten/kittenself.” Others refer to fantasy characters — “vamp/vampself,” “prin/cess/princesself,” “fae/faer/faeself” — or even just common slang, like “Innit/Innits/Innitself.”

18. 2021-09-26 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
19. 2021-09-26 at 5:25 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    fat
20. 2021-09-26 at 5:56 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung I got hired by the zoo

    
    Oh, yeah? What animal are you?