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I got hired by the zoo, I'm going to be an animal caretaker...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, hopefully i won't get cornered by a couple of angry chimps...or i might be meeting my maker.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    gonna fuck adog wariuat
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood gonna fuck adog wariuat

    Wud u like to know wut my schedule is going to be, Scron?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    7am - unlock the front gate of the zoo
    8am - morning dog fucking show
    9am second morning dog fucking show
    10am-12pm - cleaning and feeding the dogs
    12:30pm - afternoon dog fucking show
    3pm - second afternoon dog fucking show
    6pm - evening dog fucking show
    12am - midnight dog fucking show SPECIAL GUEST STAR A HORSE

    you really puttin in world for the cincinatti zoo mein gott a real american hero right here
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 7am - unlock the front gate of the zoo
    8am - morning dog fucking show
    9am second morning dog fucking show
    10am-12pm - cleaning and feeding the dogs
    12:30pm - afternoon dog fucking show
    3pm - second afternoon dog fucking show
    6pm - evening dog fucking show
    12am - midnight dog fucking show SPECIAL GUEST STAR A HORSE

    you really puttin in world for the cincinatti zoo mein gott a real american hero right here

    why are the afternoon and evening dog fucking shows longer?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    they run a real tight ship
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    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, hopefully i won't get cornered by a couple of angry chimps…or i might be meeting my maker.

    They're called 'blacks', and if you talk about visitors like that, you probably will be.
  8. #8
    OP you wouldn't be trolling us, would you? 🌹
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 OP you wouldn't be trolling us, would you? 🌹

    no sir. it's fo real, nigga.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by troon They're called 'blacks', and if you talk about visitors like that, you probably will be.

    dont insult the chimps.
  11. #11
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If the chimpanzees go for your ankles, cover your neck.
  12. #12
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Who the fuck is TROON??
  13. #13
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Oh and fuck your pronouns.
    I'm going to say from now on in every post.
    Fuck your pronouns.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Who the fuck is TROON??

    FBI homosexual like every other faggot here
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK got it FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood FBI homosexual like every other faggot here

    i wonder whos hes going to incite.
  17. #17
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    my pronouns are Nig/Ger and you HAVE to respect them, seriously.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/08/style/neopronouns-nonbinary-explainer.html

    A neopronoun can also be a so-called “noun-self pronoun,” in which a pre-existing word is drafted into use as a pronoun. Noun-self pronouns can refer to animals — so your pronouns can be “bun/bunself” and “kitten/kittenself.” Others refer to fantasy characters — “vamp/vampself,” “prin/cess/princesself,” “fae/faer/faeself” — or even just common slang, like “Innit/Innits/Innitself.”
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    WellHung Black Hole
    folx?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    fat
  20. #20
    Originally posted by WellHung I got hired by the zoo

    Oh, yeah? What animal are you?
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