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Wafflejacks - my idea for breakfast cereal

  1. #1
    It will be like apple jacks but waffles

    imagine waffle crisp but made from the apple jacks



    green waffles

  2. #2
    Imagine!
  3. #3
    Sounds like a fat fucks carb overload dream.

    Have 5 baby carrots washed down with a low fat unsweetened plain yogurt instead.
  4. #4
    gotta have my wafflejacks!

    (I think the use of the suffix "jacks" is copyrighted but thats a problem for another day)
  5. #5
    I would like to order a months supply , does it have vitta-mins in it??!
  6. #6
    no we took those out to fit more sugar and shelf stablizers
  7. #7
    Help me small child, my shelf's are sagging!!!111 Eeee EEEEE.

    SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH ME STABILIZE THIS SHELF and watch these patented waffle jacks make me into a better person because it's a beautiful thing this food is a miracle
  8. #8
    it turns the milk into syrup
  9. #9
    Solstice African Astronaut
    Cold cereal is for children and gay people
  10. #10
    it's designed to be microwaved with the milk to turn it into warm syrup

    throw out that syrup warmer!

  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Imagine eating empty garbage and calling it breakfast
  12. #12
    this cereal has so many chemicals in it one bowl and you will be awake for days
  13. #13
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    How do you figure theyre empty when its wafflejacks which are loaded with what your body craves and needs.
  14. #14
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Stop molesting agreeable consumer market standards filthy nigger. Go watch child porn of your own children fucking creep.
  16. #16
    Bro I am sitting here hungry as FUCK I got corn flakes but those are BORING I could make toast or have a pita but EHHHH EHHHH ya know? I could order a fucking breakfast spread with steak and eggs from the diner but FUCK THAT or some donuts or a bagel but nah man nah i am so sick of it all

    It's 8am and I need some god damn food I WANT WAFFLEJACKS GOTTA HAVE MY WAFFLEJACKS

    I need that SUGAR CHEMICAL SYRUP MILK WAFFLE APPLE RUSH!!!! I NEED IT
  17. #17
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Bro I am sitting here hungry as FUCK I got corn flakes but those are BORING I could make toast or have a pita but EHHHH EHHHH ya know? I could order a fucking breakfast spread with steak and eggs from the diner but FUCK THAT or some donuts or a bagel but nah man nah i am so sick of it all

    It's 8am and I need some god damn food I WANT WAFFLEJACKS GOTTA HAVE MY WAFFLEJACKS

    I need that SUGAR CHEMICAL SYRUP MILK WAFFLE APPLE RUSH!!!! I NEED IT

    Such weakness, a slave to your physical desires.
  18. #18
    I make 3x strong coffee to kill the hunger pains

    like those Ethiopian kids

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