Wafflejacks - my idea for breakfast cereal

1. 2021-09-23 at 12:23 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   It will be like apple jacks but waffles
   
   imagine waffle crisp but made from the apple jacks
   
   
   
   green waffles
   
   
2. 2021-09-23 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Imagine!
3. 2021-09-23 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Sounds like a fat fucks carb overload dream.
   
   Have 5 baby carrots washed down with a low fat unsweetened plain yogurt instead.
4. 2021-09-23 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   gotta have my wafflejacks!
   
   (I think the use of the suffix "jacks" is copyrighted but thats a problem for another day)
5. 2021-09-23 at 8 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   I would like to order a months supply , does it have vitta-mins in it??!
6. 2021-09-23 at 8:12 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   no we took those out to fit more sugar and shelf stablizers
7. 2021-09-23 at 8:14 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   Help me small child, my shelf's are sagging!!!111 Eeee EEEEE.
   
   SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH ME STABILIZE THIS SHELF and watch these patented waffle jacks make me into a better person because it's a beautiful thing this food is a miracle
8. 2021-09-23 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   it turns the milk into syrup
9. 2021-09-23 at 8:45 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Cold cereal is for children and gay people
10. 2021-09-23 at 8:55 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    it's designed to be microwaved with the milk to turn it into warm syrup
    
    throw out that syrup warmer!
    
    
11. 2021-09-23 at 9:33 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Imagine eating empty garbage and calling it breakfast
12. 2021-09-23 at 9:37 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    this cereal has so many chemicals in it one bowl and you will be awake for days
13. 2021-09-23 at 9:37 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    How do you figure theyre empty when its wafflejacks which are loaded with what your body craves and needs.
14. 2021-09-23 at 9:42 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • A College Professor
15. 2021-09-25 at 12:50 PM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Stop molesting agreeable consumer market standards filthy nigger. Go watch child porn of your own children fucking creep.
16. 2021-09-25 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Bro I am sitting here hungry as FUCK I got corn flakes but those are BORING I could make toast or have a pita but EHHHH EHHHH ya know? I could order a fucking breakfast spread with steak and eggs from the diner but FUCK THAT or some donuts or a bagel but nah man nah i am so sick of it all
    
    It's 8am and I need some god damn food I WANT WAFFLEJACKS GOTTA HAVE MY WAFFLEJACKS
    
    I need that SUGAR CHEMICAL SYRUP MILK WAFFLE APPLE RUSH!!!! I NEED IT
17. 2021-09-28 at 1:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Bro I am sitting here hungry as FUCK I got corn flakes but those are BORING I could make toast or have a pita but EHHHH EHHHH ya know? I could order a fucking breakfast spread with steak and eggs from the diner but FUCK THAT or some donuts or a bagel but nah man nah i am so sick of it all
    
    It's 8am and I need some god damn food I WANT WAFFLEJACKS GOTTA HAVE MY WAFFLEJACKS
    
    I need that SUGAR CHEMICAL SYRUP MILK WAFFLE APPLE RUSH!!!! I NEED IT
    

    
    Such weakness, a slave to your physical desires.
18. 2021-09-28 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    I make 3x strong coffee to kill the hunger pains
    
    like those Ethiopian kids