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  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Anyone sold products online? I find the "real" kind of online stores interesting, where you actually become a dealer for the products you sell and in general you keep them on hand to ship out to people that place an order with you.

    It seems like much of the information available is for people that don't want to get their hands dirty, and want to do some drop shipping amazon thing that's played out MUH PASSIVE INCOME!.
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    Sell me this pen
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sell me this pen

    This pen.. it was invented for astronauts. It works just as well on earth or in zero-gravity. You can use this pen in prison or to make a play when you need to sign big-bux-deals. The quality of the ink... It's incredible. What do you look for in a pen?
  4. #4
    you should sell seeds and vape juice the margins are grrreat

    finding a supplier is the main issue though maybe you can open an account at your local supply house and start hawking the shit on a webly store. Have you seen the price for bulk candy? It's like $50 for a gigantic tub and they sell it for 5cents each at the store and make like 4x the cost and it sells fast

    good margins and volume = big bux
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, marihuana seeds?

    yeah candy is interesting but i got some reecis pieces and drove thru the desert and my air conditioner wasnt enough to keep them from melting and the foil doesnt come off right even after i thawed them out, theyre basically salvage title
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    it's almost santa hat season

    order 1000 pink hats from china and sell them to the trendy girls around xmas



    nobody ever has the BLUE santa hat oh man

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it's almost santa hat season

    order 1000 pink hats from china and sell them to the trendy girls around xmas



    nobody ever has the BLUE santa hat oh man


    These are good ideas
  8. #8
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You should sell freezer Pete's I'd sign up to your newsletter and be a regular customer
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  9. #9
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    Custom Frisbees.
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    how do you sell a sport is my question




    Originally posted by mmQ You should sell freezer Pete's I'd sign up to your newsletter and be a regular customer

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Custom Frisbees.

    this gives me an idea... custom "edible" frisbees. Manufactured in the great state in Osobero. First we get fonaplats a massive bag of weed and buy him lots of cheap freezer petes with hacked amazon accounts bought on the darknet.

    He gets high as fuck and tries to cook the petes but burns them all to a crisp and ships them to you and then you charge a markup and mass email the entire globe.

    who wouldn't want a pete frisbee
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Can you guess what kind of pizza it was?
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  11. #11
    cosmetics is one of the greatest markets/products. I want to be a makeup manufacturer because of society forcing women to adhere to a standard every female from the very young to the very old all buy massive over priced makeup and buy a lot of it every year.

    It's so easy to make and market

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sell me this pen

    highlighter suits you better.
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny highlighter suits you better.

    This is exactly what you are supposed to say. The problem people have is they say THIS IS THE BEST PEN EVER and try too hard to sell something to someone who might not even want it. The trick of sales is rooting out non buyers and seeking out the potential buyers and giving them that excuse to buy the pen.

    What you are supposed to say is "are you in the market for a pen?, when was the last time you used a pen?" and just ask them a bunch of questions, make it about them.

    I almost forgot my girlfriend likes to be molested by office supplies, an easy sale! I'll take an entire box (THINK I CAN FIT THAT INSIDE HER??)



    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 This pen.. it was invented for astronauts. It works just as well on earth or in zero-gravity. You can use this pen in prison or to make a play when you need to sign big-bux-deals. The quality of the ink… It's incredible. What do you look for in a pen?

    Another good example of making it about the person. You asked what I look for in a pen. Little did you know I am very much into pens, used to be a regular on r/pens and have spent hundreds of dollars on custom pens and ink. Now you know what I'm looking for and can make an effective sale.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you work in an office and don't ball out on pens you just look like a scrub.

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Pens are dope. When I worked for Sears I would spend a lot of money on good quality pens so I could yell at my co workers for not returning them. You can even make your own custom shades of blue and red so your writing always stands out. I like to use black ink with a purple hue, it looks cool as fuck.
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    THE SECRETS OF DROP SHIPPING
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is exactly what you are supposed to say. The problem people have is they say THIS IS THE BEST PEN EVER and try too hard to sell something to someone who might not even want it. The trick of sales is rooting out non buyers and seeking out the potential buyers and giving them that excuse to buy the pen.

    What you are supposed to say is "are you in the market for a pen?, when was the last time you used a pen?" and just ask them a bunch of questions, make it about them.

    I almost forgot my girlfriend likes to be molested by office supplies, an easy sale! I'll take an entire box (THINK I CAN FIT THAT INSIDE HER??)





    Another good example of making it about the person. You asked what I look for in a pen. Little did you know I am very much into pens, used to be a regular on r/pens and have spent hundreds of dollars on custom pens and ink. Now you know what I'm looking for and can make an effective sale.

    i havent realize theres an r/pen.

    its comforting to know that there are people with pen fetishes out there besides me.

    i realize i have pen fetishes by the time i was 9-10 when by that time i already have a drawer full of pens and pencils. all made in funny places from as far away as yugoslavia to pyongyang.

    i believe that retractable pen from yugoslavia was yosogo. whike the mechanical pencil from pyongyang was an exact copy of faber castle mechanical pencil. there are lots more.
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    I always have the snazziest pen at work even the middle management office types high on their own horse are like UHH UHHH ANyONRE SEEN A PEN??? GOT A BOX PEN?? A BIC PEN??

    Why yes, I do have a pen. And I would like it back when you are done using it.

  17. #17
    whats your favourite pen.
  18. #18
    i got myself this just the other day for less than a dollar.

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  19. #19
    okay those are pretty epic

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood okay those are pretty epic


    not as smoooth as id like.
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