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I pissed the bed!!!

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    na
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Guess you should have slept on a water bed.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recovered
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I should have stayed home all those rabbits giving me panic attacks and shit,
    The dead one under the lawn chair gave me the creeps.
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    i think covid is fucking with dicks man anyone else notice weird shit going on
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i think covid is fucking with dicks man anyone else notice weird shit going on

    Yes, absolutely.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i think covid is fucking with dicks man anyone else notice weird shit going on

    The gene therapies sterilize you.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    To OP, I have pissed the bed as an adult. Only once that I can recall. It happens.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Incessant Houston
    Originally posted by Ajax Yes, absolutely.

    Did you make the dick tingling thread before or after this exchange?
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Incessant Did you make the dick tingling thread before or after this exchange?

    After.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by POLECAT I kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recovered

    wats comode
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    Toilet.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    na
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    shitty titty Yung Blood
    Originally posted by POLECAT I kinda pooped on the floor last year,, I am pretty sure I dropped a half turd in the commode and did a pivit to wipe cuz its a small room but anyways I started to wipe and the other half was turbo thrusted with methane and two dollops of shit let fly and I was a bad dog , the carpet never recovered



    Originally posted by AngryOnion I should have stayed home all those rabbits giving me panic attacks and shit,
    The dead one under the lawn chair gave me the creeps.

    DO WAT$
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    these are comfy

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Meth makes my bladder and penis go all wonky and I drink lots of water so I would have to get up to pee like 100 times which just ruins the experience

    That's why I started wearing adult diapers when I smoke meth, just slap one of these bad boys on and you can piss as much as you want and it stays dry! fucking amazing technology for drugs that mess with your bladder like alcohol, fuck having to get up to piss while drunk just lay back and let it out, feels good man.



    They would also be good for DPH/bundy instead of standing over a toilet high as fuck trying to force a piss just lay back enjoy the trip and if you have to let it out you can.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    man opey thats rough im sorry bud. i didn't urine myself but i did over-accelerate a testicle this evening
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    Here I sit, brokenhearted
    Paid my dime and only farted
    Yesterday, I took a chance
    Saved my dime and shit my pants
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Here I sit, brokenhearted
    Paid my dime and only farted
    Yesterday, I took a chance
    Saved my dime and shit my pants

    Here I sit, lonely hearted
    Came to shit and only farted
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I modified this thread for my own benefit.
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    Quick Mix Ready Space Nigga [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion na

    I held this in last night for nearly half an hour.

    bring toilet paper in your car or sheets in pocket just in case




    Also, Answer my thread, Lanny
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