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I bought a microwave.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    $55 at Walmart.
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    I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too...it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.
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    holy shit that thing is ugly
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too…it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.

    The CMW-200 is a perfect combination of microwave and convection oven, giving you far more than what you could get from each option separately.
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    You should buy more shit you dont need until your back living in that abandoned crack house shitting out the window
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    Originally posted by cigreting You should buy more shit you dont need until your back living in that abandoned crack house shitting out the window

    cry harder, libtard
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    stl1 Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too…it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.


    I just got a mailer from Sam's Club that has a Power XL Microwave Air Fryer on sale that may interest you, Jiggaboo. Normally $199.98 on sale for $159.98 (good Sept. 1-26). Of course, you have to pay $45 for a year to shop there. Note that I buy all my gas at Sam's as they are always cheaper than everyone else and has been over 30 cents a gallon cheaper on a few occasions.

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=power+xl+microwave+air+fryer+review&docid=607990335002122804&mid=1C0FC43A56D21D1532FB1C0FC43A56D21D1532FB&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood cry harder, libtard

    im the furthest possible from a liberal, methrat
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    Originally posted by cigreting im the furthest possible from a liberal, methrat

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    Originally posted by stl1 Of course, you have to pay $45 for a year to shop there.

    Not me, I have a company Sam's card.

    Air fryer isn't a toaster...need a toaster.

    Stick my cheese on toast in there and the element above toast that cheese to perfection...Not sure a convention oven or air fryer meets that criteria.

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    use a blowtorch

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    Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits
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    stl1 Dark Matter
    Here ya go. All you need to do is cut the cheese!

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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits

    Haven't you ever seen kinguv the hill ... PROPANE IS A CLEAN BURNING FUEL
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  15. #15
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Haven't you ever seen kinguv the hill … PROPANE IS A CLEAN BURNING FUEL

    No such thing...if you burn stuff there are resulting excrements...if not solids then gases.
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    "
    A clean-burning stove is a stove with reduced toxic emissions"

    Oh well then...only 1/2 the fucking cyanide gas!
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    Oh I get it, you're in your argumentative mood. Heard
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    2 slices of bread thickly cut
    4oz of extra sharp Cheddar
    2 pats of salted butter
    pinch of salt and pepper
    ENOUGH CYANIDE GAS TO KILL YOU AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD

    ...serve with a sprig of parsley.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits

    nahhhhhh it's fine the gas boils at like 0 celsius so the cheese heat will get rid of it
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nahhhhhh it's fine the gas boils at like 0 celsius so the cheese heat will get rid of it

    When I had my 6 acres and a water well which fed the house etc.. the water from the well always smelled of sulfur. If you took a shower it was like showering in rotten eggs...as you just mentioned though a few seconds later the gas dissipated and it was fine...one didn't get out of the shower smelling like a fart.

    Making farty cups of coffee wasn't very appealing though...even after letting it sit for 30 seconds the seed was already planted in ones head.
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