I bought a microwave.

1. 2021-08-24 at 10:56 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   $55 at Walmart.
2. 2021-08-26 at 8:50 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too...it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.
3. 2021-08-26 at 9:33 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   holy shit that thing is ugly
4. 2021-08-26 at 11:48 PM UTC

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   Concerned_Citizen Houston

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too…it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.

   
   The CMW-200 is a perfect combination of microwave and convection oven, giving you far more than what you could get from each option separately.
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5. 2021-08-27 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   You should buy more shit you dont need until your back living in that abandoned crack house shitting out the window
6. 2021-08-27 at 4:04 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by cigreting You should buy more shit you dont need until your back living in that abandoned crack house shitting out the window

   
   cry harder, libtard
7. 2021-08-27 at 4:28 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm looking for a microwave with a toaster oven in it too…it seems like it would be a thing but haven't found one yet matching my imagined one.

   
   
   I just got a mailer from Sam's Club that has a Power XL Microwave Air Fryer on sale that may interest you, Jiggaboo. Normally $199.98 on sale for $159.98 (good Sept. 1-26). Of course, you have to pay $45 for a year to shop there. Note that I buy all my gas at Sam's as they are always cheaper than everyone else and has been over 30 cents a gallon cheaper on a few occasions.
   
   https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=power+xl+microwave+air+fryer+review&docid=607990335002122804&mid=1C0FC43A56D21D1532FB1C0FC43A56D21D1532FB&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
8. 2021-08-27 at 4:54 PM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood cry harder, libtard

   
   im the furthest possible from a liberal, methrat
9. 2021-08-27 at 5:42 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by cigreting im the furthest possible from a liberal, methrat

   
   
10. 2021-08-27 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Of course, you have to pay $45 for a year to shop there.

    
    Not me, I have a company Sam's card.
    
    Air fryer isn't a toaster...need a toaster.
    
    Stick my cheese on toast in there and the element above toast that cheese to perfection...Not sure a convention oven or air fryer meets that criteria.
    
    
11. 2021-08-27 at 7:38 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    use a blowtorch
    
    
12. 2021-08-27 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits
13. 2021-08-27 at 7:47 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here ya go. All you need to do is cut the cheese!
    
    
14. 2021-08-27 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits

    
    Haven't you ever seen kinguv the hill ... PROPANE IS A CLEAN BURNING FUEL
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15. 2021-08-27 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Haven't you ever seen kinguv the hill … PROPANE IS A CLEAN BURNING FUEL

    
    No such thing...if you burn stuff there are resulting excrements...if not solids then gases.
16. 2021-08-27 at 8:03 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "
    A clean-burning stove is a stove with reduced toxic emissions"
    
    Oh well then...only 1/2 the fucking cyanide gas!
17. 2021-08-27 at 8:03 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Oh I get it, you're in your argumentative mood. Heard
18. 2021-08-27 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    2 slices of bread thickly cut
    4oz of extra sharp Cheddar
    2 pats of salted butter
    pinch of salt and pepper
    ENOUGH CYANIDE GAS TO KILL YOU AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD
    
    ...serve with a sprig of parsley.
19. 2021-08-27 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Surely you can taste the residual fuel deposits

    
    nahhhhhh it's fine the gas boils at like 0 celsius so the cheese heat will get rid of it
20. 2021-08-27 at 8:11 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood nahhhhhh it's fine the gas boils at like 0 celsius so the cheese heat will get rid of it

    
    When I had my 6 acres and a water well which fed the house etc.. the water from the well always smelled of sulfur. If you took a shower it was like showering in rotten eggs...as you just mentioned though a few seconds later the gas dissipated and it was fine...one didn't get out of the shower smelling like a fart.
    
    Making farty cups of coffee wasn't very appealing though...even after letting it sit for 30 seconds the seed was already planted in ones head.