Consuming COVID news makes people into stupid mindless sheep

1. 2021-08-18 at 7:07 PM UTC

   #21
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I would come back with a fake beard 20 times
2. 2021-08-18 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd tell them to shove their 100 up their arse.

   
   while you watch ?
3. 2021-08-18 at 8:57 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   This one time I had a goon come knocking on my door to offer me $300 cash for something like this, and as he was holding the cash out I grabbed him by the throat with one hand and hoisted his body right off the floor and pinned his body to the wall, so his legs and arms were flailing around and he couldn't breathe. Then, while I had him pinned to the wall, I kicked his briefcase at least 50 feet down the hallway. When he started to pass out, I let him go and he slid down the wall like a booger, all slow-like, and crumpled into a ball. I told him if he comes back he's going to get it twice as good, then I just closed my door, and he finally got up and left and nothing ever came of it.
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4. 2021-08-18 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This one time I had a goon come knocking on my door to offer me $300 cash for something like this, and as he was holding the cash out I grabbed him by the throat with one hand and hoisted his body right off the floor and pinned his body to the wall, so his legs and arms were flailing around and he couldn't breathe. Then, while I had him pinned to the wall, I kicked his briefcase at least 50 feet down the hallway. When he started to pass out, I let him go and he slid down the wall like a booger, all slow-like, and crumpled into a ball. I told him if he comes back he's going to get it twice as good, then I just closed my door, and he finally got up and left and nothing ever came of it.

   
   Did you in this fictional scenario steal his money and rape him too?
   Maybe you also went on to become president? ended world hunger?
5. 2021-08-18 at 9:06 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   No, I left the bills on the floor beside him and he scooped them up and left. He was a property manager and they were selling the building, so for a year they kept pestering and harassing the tenants in the building to move, so everybody told him to go fuck himself and he came back with $300 per tenant to move out. He never came back once to the building after I'd given him the treatment.
6. 2021-08-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This one time I had a goon come knocking on my door to offer me $300 cash for something like this, and as he was holding the cash out I grabbed him by the throat with one hand and hoisted his body right off the floor and pinned his body to the wall, so his legs and arms were flailing around and he couldn't breathe. Then, while I had him pinned to the wall, I kicked his briefcase at least 50 feet down the hallway. When he started to pass out, I let him go and he slid down the wall like a booger, all slow-like, and crumpled into a ball. I told him if he comes back he's going to get it twice as good, then I just closed my door, and he finally got up and left and nothing ever came of it.

   
   i thought in some other fictional accounts you were living in a cabin.
7. 2021-08-19 at 8:44 AM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   That's the beauty of imagination. Things can be whatever you want them to.
8. 2021-08-19 at 1:30 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought in some other fictional accounts you were living in a cabin.

   
   Mountain caves have doorways and hallways, too.
9. 2021-08-19 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Mountain caves have doorways and hallways, too.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, I left the bills on the floor beside him and he scooped them up and left. He was a property manager and they were selling the building, so for a year they kept pestering and harassing the tenants in the building to move, so everybody told him to go fuck himself and he came back with $300 per tenant to move out. He never came back once to the building after I'd given him the treatment.

   
   and property manager and neighbors too.
   
   
10. 2021-08-19 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and property manager and neighbors too.
    
    

    
    My mountain has a landlord.
11. 2021-08-19 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My mountain has a landlord.

    
    and lease titles no doubt.
    
    
12. 2021-08-19 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and lease titles no doubt.
    
    

    
    My landlord owns over 40 mountains.
13. 2021-08-19 at 11:09 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My landlord owns over 40 mountains.

    
    so whats the difference between living in a mountain and an apartment then.
14. 2021-08-20 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #34
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Spec's theme song.
    
15. 2021-08-20 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yeah thst shits making me more retarded than i already am.
    
    same with us politics
    
    us politics is so fucking stupid
16. 2021-08-20 at 5:03 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so whats the difference between living in a mountain and an apartment then.

    
    Flush toilets.
17. 2021-08-20 at 4:38 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Flush toilets.

    
    not very manly now is it.
18. 2021-08-20 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not very manly now is it.

    
    Real men live like bears.
19. 2021-08-20 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Real men live like bears.

    
    naked and hairy,
20. 2021-08-20 at 6:04 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    REAL men are constipated and not need a toilet, they use the one at work the 1 or 2 times a week then need it.