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My dad is basically the Marlboro Man...

  1. #21
    Your dad is basically a faggot.
  2. #22
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^so is your fake dad if he lets you get fake tits and huff cock queermo
  3. #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My dad was the Marlboro man when he was alive. Some of you will remember Marb used to do 'marlboro miles' (5 miles a pack) and you could redeem them for gifts. My dad had thousands of miles. If they still did the deal today I'd have thousands of miles myself. :)
  4. #24
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phoenix Your dad is basically a faggot.

    My dad would bend you over his knee if he heard your sass.


    Originally posted by mmQ My dad was the Marlboro man when he was alive. Some of you will remember Marb used to do 'marlboro miles' (5 miles a pack) and you could redeem them for gifts. My dad had thousands of miles. If they still did the deal today I'd have thousands of miles myself. :)

    We had all kindsa Marlboro shit. Lanterns, duffle bags, backpacks, flashlights, multitools, camp fire recipe books, chili bowl set, a big ass pot with strainer that my mom still cooks with, Zippos, big ass tent, ad infinitum. Nigga, we had all that shit.
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  5. #25
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Your dad and my dad would've lieked each other.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love that all their gifts were MAN gifts, like all outdoorsy camping related shit. Fucking MARLBORO MEN UNITE! ahahaha
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  7. #27
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    My dad is an abusive, drug addicted, IT business owning faggot. At least i inherited his knack for computer stuff. Also his knack for violence. Was pretty pleased with myself when i beat him to a pulp. What a dick.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by HampTheToker My dad would bend you over his knee if he heard your sass.

    See? This is what I'm talking about. ;)

  9. #29
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie My dad is an abusive, drug addicted, IT business owning faggot. At least i inherited his knack for computer stuff. Also his knack for violence. Was pretty pleased with myself when i beat him to a pulp. What a dick.

    What drugs is he addicted to?
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice What drugs is he addicted to?

    Benzos.
  11. #31
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Benzos.

    Can't blame him, some people are naturally anxious, have a sub-optimal or deficient GABAergic system or amygdala.
  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Malice Can't blame him, some people are naturally anxious, have a sub-optimal or deficient GABAergic system or amygdala.

    I don't blame him for being an addict. I just blame him for everything else.
  13. #33
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Benzos.

    Benzo addiction is some rough shit. Drove a wedge between my family and my brother. I don't associate with him because of it. It's either way too much chill, or none at fucking all.

    Benzos are great if you can moderate your usage.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Benzo addiction is some rough shit. Drove a wedge between my family and my brother. I don't associate with him because of it. It's either way too much chill, or none at fucking all.

    Benzos are great if you can moderate your usage.

    I would say benzo addiction was more of a symptom of the problem than the root cause. Mental illness is a helluva thing.
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  15. #35
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I would say benzo addiction was more of a symptom of the problem than the root cause. Mental illness is a helluva thing.

    Usually true for addiction in general. Especially in America.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Except he smokes Newport Red 100s.

    tell him those fasteners are too far apart. he needs to halve that spacing. inspection failed.

    and he needs to get rid of that hammer and invest in a screw gun...theyre 100 times faster and more efficient. the screws pierce the paper the way theyre supposed to and theres no hammerhead impacts to over-stress the gypsum causing internal fractures that weaken it over time.

    kudos for a white guy doing drywall instead of a fucking beaner
  17. #37
    bling bling Dark Matter
    no dank
  18. #38
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bling bling no dank



    I didn't write it.
  19. #39
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock tell him those fasteners are too far apart. he needs to halve that spacing. inspection failed.

    and he needs to get rid of that hammer and invest in a screw gun…theyre 100 times faster and more efficient. the screws pierce the paper the way theyre supposed to and theres no hammerhead impacts to over-stress the gypsum causing internal fractures that weaken it over time.

    kudos for a white guy doing drywall instead of a fucking beaner

    The guns were strung up on the top of the scaffold. You try holding a 105 pound sheet of rock steady with one hand and running a screw gun. We tack the edges and screw the middle. And hammer tacks don't damage shit if you're doing it right.

    And, idk wtf a fasteners is. I thought you were American.
  20. #40
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Fasteners are screws, bolts, nails, etc.
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