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Where in Australia should I spend winter in?

  1. #1
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    It's winter here south of the equator, and I'm cold. I work from the internet, most of my shit is already in storage. I think I might fuck off to AU for a couple of months.

    Where should I go? Not Melbourne or Sydney - I'm straight.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what do you want to do?
  3. #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Be warm, sunny, and chillout. Doesn't need to be anywhere to exciting, but I don't want it to be some dump for poor people either. Part of the charm of Australia for me is how much wealthier everyone is there (even though the cost of living is lower). I like soaking that up.
  4. #4
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Based on flights I guess I'd narrow it down to:

    Brisbane
    Cairns
    Gold Coast
    Perth
    Adelaide

    Not considering Syd/Melb as mentioned. Also Hobart is practically in NZ, fuck that.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Stay far away from Aldra. He is easily influenced.
  6. #6
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Stay far away from Aldra. He is easily influenced.

    I think he lives in one of the two homosexual areas I referenced.
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  7. #7
    G African Astronaut
    Somewhere with lots of sharks, swim frequently.
  8. #8
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Somewhere with lots of sharks, swim frequently.

    Naughty boy. Go to your room.

    Your mother and I are going to have a stern talking to you when you've calmed down.
  9. #9
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Why Australia. Fucking feminist shithole. Worse than the usa for pushing their bullshit agenda
  10. #10
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting Why Australia. Fucking feminist shithole. Worse than the usa for pushing their bullshit agenda

    - Sunshine
    - Lack of poverty
    - Quarantine-free travel
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Head to Kakadu National Park in the Northern Territory. It's awe-inspiring. But beware of salties. Be CrocWise.
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  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'd stay out of NT unless you want to deal with all abos all the time.

    Cairns or the Gold Coast are probably what you're after but it's probably not going to be much less cold and grey than NZ at the moment
  13. #13
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'd stay out of NT unless you want to deal with all abos all the time.

    Cairns or the Gold Coast are probably what you're after but it's probably not going to be much less cold and grey than NZ at the moment

    I just checked. That's a nice summer day for me.
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Aldra possesses contempt for the Aborigines. He hates that Australia was their land, first and foremost, before his British ancestors mercilessly uprooted and slaughtered them.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    also I don't have british ancestors
  16. #16
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Aldra possesses contempt for the Aborigines. He hates that Australia was their land, first and foremost, before his British ancestors mercilessly uprooted and slaughtered them.

    The cognitive gap between a Eurasian and an Australoid is vast. If you think people as primitive as the aborigines can 'own' land, then you might as well claim they stole it from the kangaroos.
  17. #17
    Quick Mix Ready African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    also I don't have british ancestors

    Wait, are you a indiginous australian tribal person?
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


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  19. #19
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    You have quit everything.
    I am disappointed in your constant running away.
    Claims that you are focused on money is bullshit as you already have plenty.
    It is time to focus on happiness not how to escape farther from the reality that minecraft is fun and the new update is finally out.
    Please snap out of it before you suicide.
    Worries.
  20. #20
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is time to focus on happiness not how to escape farther from the reality that minecraft is fun and the new update is finally out.

    Me: I play video games too much, I should do better things with my life, work on my business more etc.
    Fona: PLAY VIDYA PLAY VIDYA PLAY VIDYA

    You know how when you tried to quit drugs you had to get away from your addict friends?

    Yeah.
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