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Chell went on a date.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    With a big biker dude named Chuck.
    He kept calling me "big guy" and telling me to "stay in school".
    Mother fucker.
  2. #2
    borrow his bike for a ride around town while chell rides him.
  3. #3
    General Butt.Naked Tuskegee Airman
    Ask him to take u for a spin on hes handlebars
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ask him to take u for a spin on hes handlebars

    gas tank would be more appropiate.
  5. #5
    Xlite African Astronaut
    His dick is probably also bigger than yours
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  6. #6
    thats not in dispute.
  7. #7
    Chucking Yung Blood
    Yeah she told me about this place and has been snooping around your browser history. Shape up kid
  8. #8
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Did Chell moan and squeal like a pig when Chuckie was putting the pork to her?
  9. #9
    Chucking Yung Blood
    She's a bit of a dead fish but that's okay I still love her
  10. #10
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Pictures?


  11. #11
    Solstice African Astronaut
    It's probably one of her relatives she is paying to pretend so you'll get jealous.
  12. #12
    You're best option is to buy a bigger and louder motorcycle
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  13. #13
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Id simply burn both of them alive.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by mmQ Id simply burn both of them alive.

    fire is the murder weapon of choice for petit, beta males.
  15. #15
    "Enjoy the sloppy seconds mate!"

    Should always be the response to such fellows of ill repute.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Enjoy the sloppy seconds mate!"

    Should always be the response to such fellows of ill repute.

    how long do i have to wait before vaginas reset into not sloppy seconds.
  17. #17
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Like any woman would let you near hers.
  18. #18
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fire is the murder weapon of choice for petit, beta males.

    Perhaps. I didn't say anything about fire though.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by stl1 Like any woman would let you near hers.

    depends on your definition of women.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by mmQ Perhaps. I didn't say anything about fire though.

    your gonna burn them with your mockeries.

    ?.
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