Chell went on a date.

1. 2021-06-05 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   With a big biker dude named Chuck.
   He kept calling me "big guy" and telling me to "stay in school".
   Mother fucker.
2. 2021-06-05 at 2:40 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   borrow his bike for a ride around town while chell rides him.
3. 2021-06-05 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Ask him to take u for a spin on hes handlebars
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   • cigreting
4. 2021-06-05 at 2:53 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Ask him to take u for a spin on hes handlebars

   
   gas tank would be more appropiate.
5. 2021-06-05 at 3:11 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   His dick is probably also bigger than yours
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   • Chucking
6. 2021-06-05 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   thats not in dispute.
7. 2021-06-05 at 3:41 PM UTC

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   Chucking Yung Blood
   Yeah she told me about this place and has been snooping around your browser history. Shape up kid
8. 2021-06-05 at 5:01 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Did Chell moan and squeal like a pig when Chuckie was putting the pork to her?
9. 2021-06-05 at 8:20 PM UTC

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   Chucking Yung Blood
   She's a bit of a dead fish but that's okay I still love her
10. 2021-06-05 at 8:32 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Pictures?
    
    
    
11. 2021-06-05 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    It's probably one of her relatives she is paying to pretend so you'll get jealous.
12. 2021-06-05 at 9:02 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    You're best option is to buy a bigger and louder motorcycle
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    • Bueno
13. 2021-06-05 at 9:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Id simply burn both of them alive.
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    • Zanick
14. 2021-06-06 at 12:28 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Id simply burn both of them alive.

    
    fire is the murder weapon of choice for petit, beta males.
15. 2021-06-08 at 8:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    "Enjoy the sloppy seconds mate!"
    
    Should always be the response to such fellows of ill repute.
16. 2021-06-08 at 8:57 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Enjoy the sloppy seconds mate!"
    
    Should always be the response to such fellows of ill repute.

    
    how long do i have to wait before vaginas reset into not sloppy seconds.
17. 2021-06-08 at 10:56 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Like any woman would let you near hers.
18. 2021-06-09 at 12:57 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fire is the murder weapon of choice for petit, beta males.

    
    Perhaps. I didn't say anything about fire though.
19. 2021-06-09 at 1:59 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 Like any woman would let you near hers.

    
    depends on your definition of women.
20. 2021-06-09 at 2 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Perhaps. I didn't say anything about fire though.

    
    your gonna burn them with your mockeries.
    
    ?.