We got our first abuse report!

1. 2017-01-13 at 2:46 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Errr... what happens when you get a shitload of automated abuse reports? Do you automatically get booted off the server?
2. 2017-01-13 at 2:53 PM UTC

   #22
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny I assume it was just an automated crawler looking the term western union on commonly blacklisted websites and the report was automated and in error, which is what I told the host.
   
   Would be funny if someone actually reported it though.

   
   Or, that's what Speckles wants you to think.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… what happens when you get a shitload of automated abuse reports? Do you automatically get booted off the server?

   
   You'd like that, wouldn't you?
3. 2017-01-13 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How much $$$ to start a host company?
4. 2017-01-13 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   They don't actually boot you the first time. They just null route your database and it takes a couple of weeks of complaining to get back on. re: Arnox
5. 2017-01-13 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #25
   cerakote African Astronaut
   WE DEM BOYZ
   
   sophie hold my lean cup im boutta trash dee niqqas
6. 2017-01-13 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mso8 Houston
   lol
7. 2017-01-13 at 5:49 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by cerakote WE DEM BOYZ
   
   sophie hold my lean cup im boutta trash dee niqqas

   
   I gotchu.
   
   
8. 2017-01-13 at 6:40 PM UTC

   #28
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
   And you complied like a bitch.
9. 2017-01-13 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr… what happens when you get a shitload of automated abuse reports? Do you automatically get booted off the server?

   
   Nah, a human has to look at it and make the call. A bunch of bullshit reports would almost certainly just get bulk closed.
10. 2017-01-13 at 10:05 PM UTC

    #30
    Merlin Houston

    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, a human has to look at it and make the call. A bunch of bullshit reports would almost certainly just get bulk closed.

    
    Woah so when robots enslave humans we'll be the ones making automated requests and the robots will have to be the ones to verify them.
11. 2017-01-13 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #31
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Merlin Woah so when robots enslave humans we'll be the ones making automated requests and the robots will have to be the ones to verify them.

    
    i dont suppose there's any way you can prevent these bots from creating more of these problems in the future?
12. 2017-01-13 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #32
    Merlin Houston

    Originally posted by cerakote i dont suppose there's any way you can prevent these bots from creating more of these problems in the future?

    
    Sorry I am but a simple human.
13. 2017-01-13 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Merlin Sorry I am but a simple human.

    
    Look at you, a pathetic being of flesh and bone. How can you possibly challenge a perfect machine?
14. 2017-01-13 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #34
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cerakote i dont suppose there's any way you can prevent these bots from creating more of these problems in the future?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Merlin Sorry I am but a simple human.

    
    i meant to quote lanny, but you can do some magic and wave your meme wand if it will get the job done
15. 2017-01-13 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Lanny Nah, a human has to look at it and make the call. A bunch of bullshit reports would almost certainly just get bulk closed.

    
    No, no. What they do is suspend your service entirely, nobody can connect to the site, and when you call, they just make a ticket to have you called back about it, which may take up to several weeks. That's the truth.
16. 2017-01-13 at 10:45 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, no. What they do is suspend your service entirely, nobody can connect to the site, and when you call, they just make a ticket to have you called back about it, which may take up to several weeks. That's the truth.

    
    you're cute when you lie
17. 2017-01-13 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Lanny you're cute when you lie

    
    Flattery will get you nowhere, buttercups. Not with the likes of me.
18. 2017-01-13 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #38
    

    snab_snib African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny the WESTERN UNION telegraph pole logo (││)

    
    what did they mean by this?
19. 2017-01-13 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Means they are a bunch of pole smokers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
20. 2017-01-13 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #40
    

    a·nom·a·ly Houston

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, no. What they do is suspend your service entirely, nobody can connect to the site, and when you call, they just make a ticket to have you called back about it, which may take up to several weeks. That's the truth.

    
    Wow. You are fucking dumb. If you really think that a host would shut someone site down for WEEKS at a time just because of an influx of "abuse" reports then you are even dumber than I thought. Kudos for being a fucking idiot.