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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Lol
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 That's what's UP . I could sure go for some crabby Patty's. Maybe we can go drink some hineys and GIT SUM tomorrow?


    Lmfao peedy owned speedy. 🤣

    MUH ALTSZ

    sorry I need to lose weight. maybe next weekend but I drank 3 days in a row. I was down to 228 and back up to 233 last night and 232 this morning. where the fuck does 1 pound of weight just go?

    don't think the place is there anymore. it used to be a cart-kiosk near Aliotos out on the Wharf area where they also served up fresh oysters. people ate them raw. especially those old school Italians in the day. not a lot of Italian people left in San Francisco (at least old school ones)

    San Francisco today is culturaless. the "Diversity" was in the singular ethnic people in the day. this is nothing but a mixed bucket of agrogat making one stupid shitty "Cultural norm" that the fag-hag far leftist created".
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hurd, hurd
  4. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse your so fuxking stupid its not even funny

    spongebob crabby patties are burgers you fuxking complete imbecile of a human

    ITS A REAL THING

    Crabby Patties wasn't invented on SPONGEBOB we know the cartoon version of it. Its a real patty you fry in a pan using chopped crab meat and mix it with egg and bread crumbs with pepper and onions and whatever else you want to add to the seasoning of it. My own mother made them in the 1970s and she probably learned from her friends or mother how to do this. its just like making meatballs or meatloaf but instead of red hamburger meat you use cut or mashed up crab meat.

    fucking idiot
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I think they even put mash potatoes or those box mash potatoes in the mix. the freeze dried instant mash potatoes. to make it more crispy like.

    its been a long time since I had one. but it's not a cartoon invention. this is what you get for being a fucking zoomer age dork
  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    If you can drive that car, you need to go home.
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash If you can drive that car, you need to go home.

    I will fucking rape you out in the middle of the desert with anger and words (not sexual rape) and then make your silly ass walk home without any sun screen you fucking curly hair wigger fuck
  8. Originally posted by Chios Honey sorry I need to lose weight. maybe next weekend but I drank 3 days in a row. I was down to 228 and back up to 233 last night and 232 this morning. where the fuck does 1 pound of weight just go?

    At any given moment your body stores several pounds of glycogen which is bound with several more pounds of water. The heavier your base weight is, the more you carry, it’s commonly referred to as “water weight”.

    Whenever you go on a diet and “lose weight”, at your size the first ten pounds or so will mostly be from these glycogen stores. You need to break thru that plateau before real weight loss begins.

    Anyway that’s why your weight can fluctuate several pounds seemingly overnight. That and you could have a heavy piss or a big shit that might account for a couple pounds here and there
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey its a real thing, Shithead from Ohio. Crabby Patties wasn't an invention of Spongebob. mixed crab meat with egg and bread crumbs has been around forever. it is a real sandwich that you deep fry with spices and pepper and onions and put on a buttermilk biscuit (or hamburger bun I suppose)

    they used to sell them at the wharf near pier 39 way way back. there was a name for the sandwich. it was probably invented in San Francisco or Seattle or New England even.

    Those are called crab cakes dumbass
  10. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I will fucking rape you out in the middle of the desert with anger and words (not sexual rape) and then make your silly ass walk home without any sun screen you fucking curly hair wigger fuck

    You know I hope you keep a lock of my hair nigger why don't you learn to astral travel?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I will fucking rape you out in the middle of the desert with anger and words (not sexual rape) and then make your silly ass walk home without any sun screen you fucking curly hair wigger fuck

    You would die of toe rot before you could get to the middle of the desert.

  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Those are called crab cakes dumbass

    but these were called Crab Patties because they were placed on bisquits and made into a sanwich like a hamburger. so the word Patties were used.
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  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You would die of toe rot before you could get to the middle of the desert.


    more like from a swollen arch. the toe is doing just fine, thank you very much.
  14. Originally posted by Chios Honey but these were called Crab Patties because they were placed on bisquits and made into a sanwich like a hamburger. so the word Patties were used.

    Still doesn’t change the fact that Krabby Patties from SpongeBob are made of beef, not crab. Mr. Krabs is not a cannibal. So it’s a different thing
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Still doesn’t change the fact that Krabby Patties from SpongeBob are made of beef, not crab. Mr. Krabs is not a cannibal. So it’s a different thing

    I never associated it with Spongebob I just stated that wasn't its first use. and thats KRABBY with a K and these were called Crabby Patties. so its (Krabby Patties) is a knock off from that from at least the 1970s. and all Crabs are in fact cannibals. they will eat anything.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Remind me of back in the day eating crabby patties



    Originally posted by Chios Honey but these were called Crab Patties because they were placed on bisquits and made into a sanwich like a hamburger. so the word Patties were used.
    ^dumbass
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Remind me of back in the day eating crabby patties
  17. Originally posted by Chios Honey I never associated it with Spongebob I just stated that wasn't its first use. and thats KRABBY with a K and these were called Crabby Patties. so its a knock off from that. and all Crabs are in fact cannibals. they will eat anything.

    I’m pretty sure the guy you first quoted in all this has never eaten a crab patty from pier 39, he was talking about the fictional SpongeBob ones, i.e. it didn’t really happen. Lol
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  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    bottom line. Mr Krab was a lie and had a secret. he was in fact a Cannibal but didn't want to have people know this because it would kill his business.
  19. You have this weird habit where you connect things you read about other people with things from your own life, or 9/11 or whatever.

    I said it before I’ll say it again, forming connections between unrelated events within your own mind is a symptom of schizophrenia. You need to be committed before you become dangerous
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey bottom line. Mr Krab was a lie and had a secret. he was in fact a Cannibal but didn't want to have people know this because it would kill his business.

    Not funny and a weak dive/duck.
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