2021-05-17 at 9:21 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
It smells gnarly.
I cant bring myself to put it on.
Chell wants me to wash it but I just wanna hold it and cry.
It is well worn but says Shiner Beer.
It even has little holes from his cat's claws.
Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him.
Im going to contact the Chinese and see about pricing.
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2021-05-17 at 9:26 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
"Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him."
lol it probably has jizz on it,hit it with a black light.
2021-05-17 at 10:41 PM UTC
Wait, how come Bill Krozby can't wear it anymore? Oh yeah lol
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