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I have Bill Krozby's shirt.

  1. 2021-05-17 at 9:21 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    It smells gnarly.
    I cant bring myself to put it on.
    Chell wants me to wash it but I just wanna hold it and cry.
    It is well worn but says Shiner Beer.
    It even has little holes from his cat's claws.
    Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him.
    Im going to contact the Chinese and see about pricing.
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  2. 2021-05-17 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    "Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him."
    lol it probably has jizz on it,hit it with a black light.
  3. 2021-05-17 at 9:28 PM UTC
    #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion "Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him."
    lol it probably has jizz on it,hit it with a black light.

    I dont have one
  4. 2021-05-17 at 10:35 PM UTC
    #4
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    It smells gnarly.
    I cant bring myself to put it on.
    Chell wants me to wash it but I just wanna hold it and cry.
    It is well worn but says Shiner Beer.
    It even has little holes from his cat's claws.
    Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him.
    Im going to contact the Chinese and see about pricing.

    did you



    ?
  5. 2021-05-17 at 10:41 PM UTC
    #5
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Wait, how come Bill Krozby can't wear it anymore? Oh yeah lol
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2021-05-18 at 2:34 AM UTC
    #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryOnion "Im not sure if I want to turn it into a pillow case or if I want to try and extract his DNA from it and clone him."
    lol it probably has jizz on it,hit it with a black light.

    wats jiz
  7. 2021-05-18 at 2:43 AM UTC
    #7
    Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
    Looks broken like him
  8. 2021-05-18 at 2:47 AM UTC
    #8
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cigreting wats jiz

    Its the stuff that leaks out of your butthole when your grandpa is done with you
  9. 2021-05-18 at 12:52 PM UTC
    #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    i din kno diarea is same
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