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I just spent $390 for an old 486 computer

  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Might end up working an extra hour today to pay for that keyboard...
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    That'd be a pretty nice keyboard if it was the 90s.
  3. You can get brand new keyboards like that at Value Village for $3.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant wait to be able to play old DOS games.

    The reason you are poor is because are stupid and spend your money on stupid things.

    You can play DOS games for free on any Windoze system by downloading D-fend Reloaded and the game you want to play.

    http://dfendreloaded.sourceforge.net/Download.html
  5. You can also use Virtual Box to run any MS-DOS games.

    https://www.virtualbox.org/
  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    http://blog.archive.org/2019/10/13/2500-more-ms-dos-games-playable-at-the-archive/
    https://archive.org/details/softwarelibrary_msdos_games
    https://archive.org/details/classicpcgames

    You can play old games on your browser, without installing anything, at archive.org
  7. One of my favorite old games was DEFENDER, converted from ROM to MS-DOS, originally created by Williams for the stand-up arcade era.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ One of my favorite old games was DEFENDER, converted from ROM to MS-DOS, originally created by Williams for the stand-up arcade era.

    So download D-fend and play it.

    https://www.myabandonware.com/game/defender-2jo
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So download D-fend and play it.

    https://www.myabandonware.com/game/defender-2jo

    Terrible port. Looks nothing like the original.
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So download D-fend and play it.

    https://www.myabandonware.com/game/defender-2jo



    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Terrible port. Looks nothing like the original.

    you both need to get a room or into a tent.

    and lubes.
  11. This is what the original looks like.

  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Keyboard should be here by the weekend.
    The 220v power cord might be here in time for this weekend but it could be as late as October 5th.

    The parts are ordered though and it is just a matter of time before we boot it up.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I will be making a video later today.
    The power cord is now here and so is a keyboard although it is the wrong connector and I am currently waiting on an adapter that I paid extra to have shipped here today.
    It is just a matter of time.
    Still no mouse at the moment but we should be able to do some DOS stuff.
  14. Originally posted by Fonaplats Might end up working an extra hour today to pay for that keyboard…

    the new acas
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I will be making a video later today.
    The power cord is now here and so is a keyboard although it is the wrong connector and I am currently waiting on an adapter that I paid extra to have shipped here today.
    It is just a matter of time.
    Still no mouse at the moment but we should be able to do some DOS stuff.

    Use D-fend you brain dead moron. Poor desicions with money is one of the many reasons you are a broke dick.
  16. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Use D-fend you brain dead moron. Poor desicions with money is one of the many reasons you are a broke dick.

    why do you care how he spends his money.

    did he tell you to sell your indians off for a real bike like harleys fatman ?
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why do you care how he spends his money.

    did he tell you to sell your indians off for a real bike like harleys fatman ?

    Incorrect
  18. Originally posted by Speedy Parker i dont like real bikes.

    i c.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    They have 2 hours to deliver my adapter or I am asking for a full refund and to also talk to their manager.
  20. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy They have 2 hours to deliver my adapter or I am asking for a full refund and to also talk to their manager.

    bro thats not how delivery works it either gets there or it doesnt
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