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  1. #1
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Who are our seniorest members of our Community? As I was thinking about this, I believe the top 3 places go to

    Quick Mix Ready (63 1/2)
    STL1 (66, but in the best shape of all 3)
    SpectraL (~134)

    Of Noteworthy Mention:
    ArmsMerchant/Zodiac Killer (80s, "Spectral's baby brother)

    Discuss.
  2. #2
    Bradley African Astronaut
    I believe STL1 would alsoo be eable to beat all 3 other fighters.

    Though Spectral using dial up magic powers & arms merechant with his stabbing prowess and zodiac killer moon light streength bonus, it could be a close match.

    What won't be a close match is Quick Mix Ready engaging in any form of manual labor or exhibition of physical fitnees in competition against anyonee.
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  3. #3
    Bradley African Astronaut
    quick mix ready, when was the last time you had sex with another person?
  4. #4
    Bradley African Astronaut
    golksxx
  5. #5
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bradley I believe STL1 would alsoo be eable to beat all 3 other fighters.

    Stl is a feeble elderly gentleman whose bones are as brittle as a broom-head. You could step on his foot and his entire skeleton would shatter.
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  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I'm older than most of you dipshits.
    Except for Jiggaboo I think he's about my age.
  7. #7
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're not older than TDR. Nobody is. Not even spectral.
  8. #8
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Stl is a feeble elderly gentleman whose bones are as brittle as a broom-head. You could step on his foot and his entire skeleton would shatter.

    ya but compared to the animated pharaoh Spectral & Quick Mix Ready's Stage 4 Diabetes, you have to understand it's like children golfing

    The bar is very low



    Originally posted by AngryOnion I'm older than most of you dipshits.
    Except for Jiggaboo I think he's about my age.

    I know Jiggaboo isa bout 55, I figured you were a young spry 43 1/2 AngryOnion
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  9. #9
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You're not older than TDR. Nobody is. Not even spectral.

    tdr?
  10. #10
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bradley ya but compared to the animated pharaoh Spectral & Quick Mix Ready's Stage 4 Diabetes

    spectral would have stl1 shitting his pants before the two ever made eye contact.

    Totse2okay1 would EASILY just slide around him and choke him out from behind until he died in a matter of seconds.

    These are objective truths regarding the weakness of stl1.
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  11. #11
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bradley tdr?

    Thud Arc Row Dent
  12. #12
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ spectral would have stl1 shitting his pants before the two ever made eye contact.

    Totse2okay1 would EASILY just slide around him and choke him out from behind until he died in a matter of seconds.

    These are objective truths regarding the weakness of stl1.

    stl is kodie for steel, which is what his windpipe is made of, he has a steel windpipe it cant crush unless you use machinery
  13. #13
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by A College Professor stl is kodie for steel, which is what his windpipe is made of, he has a steel windpipe it cant crush unless you use machinery

    I will use a leaf blower machine then.
  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    gas or electric
  15. #15
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor stl is kodie for steel, which is what his windpipe is made of, he has a steel windpipe it cant crush unless you use machinery

    sucks dick like a champ
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    my name is robert rectangle and i'm older than the universe
  17. #17
    Bradley African Astronaut
    Hi. I gave my soul to the 9 world's oldest warlord when I was 12. I do not regret my friendship and possession of my God, mostly because I can't fathom being a subgenius given my understanding of the world around me i would lack if i were as stupid as OP
  18. #18
    Bradley African Astronaut
    worlds'
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