Study on mask advocacy comes to shocking conclusion
2021-04-24 at 12:49 AM UTC
A new study found that anyone still wearing a mask at this point is probably just super ugly.https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-still-wearing-a-mask-is-probably-super-ugly
The study looked at thousands of Americans still wearing masks and thousands who have long since thrown away all their masks. The findings were conclusive: the vast majority of people who still choose to wear a mask everywhere they go were much uglier than those who are currently blessing the world by letting everyone see their beautiful faces.
"Look, the vaccine is out there, numbers are way down, your risk of dying is very, very low – if you're still wearing a mask at this point, let's be honest: you probably have a very homely face," said Dr. Vance Ryder, a very handsome doctor not wearing a mask. "You might have what we call a 'face for radio' in the business, if you know what I'm saying."
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2021-04-24 at 8:06 AM UTCi just don't go outside anymore
2021-04-24 at 8:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-still-wearing-a-mask-is-probably-super-ugly
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