Study on mask advocacy comes to shocking conclusion

1. 2021-04-24 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   A new study found that anyone still wearing a mask at this point is probably just super ugly.
   
   The study looked at thousands of Americans still wearing masks and thousands who have long since thrown away all their masks. The findings were conclusive: the vast majority of people who still choose to wear a mask everywhere they go were much uglier than those who are currently blessing the world by letting everyone see their beautiful faces.
   
   "Look, the vaccine is out there, numbers are way down, your risk of dying is very, very low – if you're still wearing a mask at this point, let's be honest: you probably have a very homely face," said Dr. Vance Ryder, a very handsome doctor not wearing a mask. "You might have what we call a 'face for radio' in the business, if you know what I'm saying."

   https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-still-wearing-a-mask-is-probably-super-ugly
2. 2021-04-24 at 1:05 AM UTC

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   netstat African Astronaut
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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3. 2021-04-24 at 2:40 AM UTC

   #3
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by netstat i'm wearing mine as long as i can along with my hat and glasses to evade surveillance cameras

   
   I wear a dolphin mask
   
   it's hard as fuck to see out of though
4. 2021-04-24 at 8:06 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   i just don't go outside anymore
5. 2021-04-24 at 8:32 AM UTC

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   Worf, son of Mogh Houston

   Originally posted by Donald Trump https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-anyone-still-wearing-a-mask-is-probably-super-ugly

   
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