User Controls

Poll: Fired?

Will Aldra Lose His Job

  1. #1
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Basically he slashed a vein and drew something like 2-500ml of blood. He then tried to replace the missing blood with various benzos and barely made it to work the next morning. Virtually eveyone he spoke to asked if he was ok.

    Anyhow, meating with boss, "you're fucked no way you're working today"

    lady boss came in and said "you're going to hospital"

    "what are you going to do, try and force me?"


    so they agreed to call his girlfriend and have her look after him, probably won't go back until next week
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    It's a permanent vacation.
  3. #3
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    That's depressing. Are you an addict? Do you want to end up like Sploo?

    Get your shit together man.
  4. #4
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Obbe That's depressing. Are you an addict? Do you want to end up like Sploo?

    Get your shit together man.

    Great advice obbe

    I wish someone would have just told me "get your shit together man," earlier.

    All these years I was just wondering what to do with my shit.

    Just get it together ? Oh? Ok.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Obbe administered tough love to the young, vulnerable Aussie.
  6. #6
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Great advice obbe

    I wish someone would have just told me "get your shit together man," earlier.

    All these years I was just wondering what to do with my shit.

    Just get it together ? Oh? Ok.

    I don't want aldra to die. If my concern seems condescending I apologize for not knowing the exact combination of words that would appease you, but yeah, aldra should get his shit together if he's blood letting to get higher and his employer is getting involved. What the fuck do you think he should do, wash some dishes?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    cigreting Space Nigga
    Howd you cut yourself man?
  8. #8
    mmQ Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Obbe I don't want aldra to die. If my concern seems condescending I apologize for not knowing the exact combination of words that would appease you, but yeah, aldra should get his shit together if he's blood letting to get higher and his employer is getting involved. What the fuck do you think he should do, wash some dishes?

    I dont want him to die either.

    Nobody knows the combination of words.. we both know that. I just know that get your shit together is the equivalent of just figure it out...which I assume we both know isnt just a thing one...does, especially per and by a sudden recommendation.

    I apologize though . I know you mean well . The sploo comparison could be apt. Ain't nobody wanna be like sploo.
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Bloody slurring his words aldra: Whatcha gonna do eh? M-make me!?

    Boss and lady boss: A fair argument, we'll call your girlfriend.


    On a serious note, sounds like you're racing to the bottom, idk who you're racing, but maybe lay off the tard juice for a couple days? I'm not your doctor but losing half a liter of blood isn't good. I'm not your psychiatrist, but i am pretty sure that when you tard juice yourself out of a job you won't be any happier for it. I'm not your dad so i can't tell you what to do but maybe don't cut yourself?

    Have a little sit down with yourself, there has to be a better way of going about this. Even if 'this' is just burning all your bridges before you off yourself.

    I don't fucking know, i'm not your psychologist either. What time UTC will you be on Element?
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, is the top option the one that involves the great office in the sky? Idk.
  11. #11
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol thats the worst. Just tell them you have pandemic fatigue
  12. #12
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ I dont want him to die either.

    Nobody knows the combination of words.. we both know that. I just know that get your shit together is the equivalent of just figure it out…which I assume we both know isnt just a thing one…does, especially per and by a sudden recommendation.

    I apologize though . I know you mean well . The sploo comparison could be apt. Ain't nobody wanna be like sploo.

    It isn't easy, but everyone who has ever gotten their shit together did it by just figuring it out.
  13. #13
    Solstice African Astronaut
    You tried that bloodletting shit you were talking about in that thread didn't you?
  14. #14
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    I really hope he isn't on drugs.
    What kind of filthy stupid fuck would do drugs?
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Once mental health and shit start getting involved that's the sign the job isn't gonna last much longer.

    I took a bunch of benzos and missed a week of work. My bosses husband got all upset that I ghosted them he came into my house while I was blacked out on the floor and slapped me telling me it's time to go to work. I was washing the shit down with booze so I wasn't going anywhere but they just didn't get it or understand even though they all sold weed.

    they thought I was just fucking retarded. Also you can claim drug abuse as a medical disorder in a lot of countries it's my ace sleeve for when I fuck up because if you get a doctor to sign some paperwork you get paid medical leave in my country at least it's great.

    Just don't spend your paid medical leave doing more drugs or you will end up like me
  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Solstice You tried that bloodletting shit you were talking about in that thread didn't you?

    He did. And on paper it makes sense at first glance. But that's not accounting for how shitty you will feel if you lose enough blood.
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    just drink a bunch of orange juice
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Ghost Once mental health and shit start getting involved that's the sign the job isn't gonna last much longer.

    I took a bunch of benzos and missed a week of work. My bosses husband got all upset that I ghosted them he came into my house while I was blacked out on the floor and slapped me telling me it's time to go to work. I was washing the shit down with booze so I wasn't going anywhere but they just didn't get it or understand even though they all sold weed.

    they thought I was just fucking retarded. Also you can claim drug abuse as a medical disorder in a lot of countries it's my ace sleeve for when I fuck up because if you get a doctor to sign some paperwork you get paid medical leave in my country at least it's great.

    Just don't spend your paid medical leave doing more drugs or you will end up like me


    You have an entire sleeve made of aces? Woah...
  19. #19
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie You have an entire sleeve made of aces? Woah…

    and then some

  20. #20
    Originally posted by cigreting Howd you cut yourself man?

    definitely not with his coveted OTF knives.

    poor arsetralians couldnt even cut themselves with knives of their own choice.
Jump to Top