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Chauvin is beyond fucked

  1. Bradley Black Hole
    data post a timestamped photo of the merceedes key or you're on straight bullshit, write niggas and a mercedes key, you have 1 hour (from whenever ur reading this)

    Clocks tickin
  2. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley data post a timestamped photo of the merceedes key or you're on straight bullshit, write niggas and a mercedes key, you have 1 hour (from whenever ur reading this)

    Clocks tickin

    No I don't give a fuck.
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  3. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  4. Ghost Black Hole
    i want to hitchhike and kill the people that pick me up instead of them killing me
  5. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i want to hitchhike and kill the people that pick me up instead of them killing me

    Yea its more fun that way
  6. Originally posted by Ghost i want to hitchhike and kill the people that pick me up instead of them killing me

    That's why I always make hitchhikers ride in the horse carrier.
  7. Bradley Black Hole
    Come to America, you'll get 1, they'll catch you trying to commit the second, I"ll make a thread with the Crimewatch Daily, if they take you alive, I"ll write you for reals :)

    just don't ever ask me money dog cucz that's never ever gonna happen if u ask
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The female prosecutor is embarrassing to watch. I hope she dies over the lunch break by choking on piece of cauliflower.
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  9. Nile bump
    Originally posted by netstat §m£ÂgØL doesn't even have a car, that's why he hitchhikes

    Lol §m£ÂgØL cant drive
  10. Data African Astronaut
    Yeah I don't know how I never learned
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Same with Norm MacDonald. I dont think hes ever had a driver's license with the reasoning that cars are scary and they go all fast and they're dangerous.

    But he has drivers so hes still at risk, but he has no control. Youd think he would WANT to drive for that very reason so he could at least trust himself and not some other person.

    Unless it's all been an elaborate troll and he does actually drive, which wouldnt surprise me either.

    Anyway! Brb making a cheese sandwich
  12. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Same with Norm MacDonald. I dont think hes ever had a driver's license with the reasoning that cars are scary and they go all fast and they're dangerous.

    But he has drivers so hes still at risk, but he has no control. Youd think he would WANT to drive for that very reason so he could at least trust himself and not some other person.

    Unless it's all been an elaborate troll and he does actually drive, which wouldnt surprise me either.

    Anyway! Brb making a cheese sandwich

    I'm trolling. I don't have a Mercedes but I could've taken pics of someone else's keys. I do have a car and a license.

    I just can't lie to you anymore mq. I refuse.
  13. Ghost Black Hole
    Driving is easy I learned when I was shit faced drunk and I still remember
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Data I'm trolling. I don't have a Mercedes but I could've taken pics of someone else's keys. I do have a car and a license.

    I just can't lie to you anymore mq. I refuse.

    I meant norm was possibly trolling. I KNEW you were.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ But he has drivers so hes still at risk, but he has no control. Youd think he would WANT to drive for that very reason so he could at least trust himself and not some other person.

    I wouldn't trust myself to drive. I know how retarded I am. Other people seem to manage just fine. It's pretty straightforward calculus. The same calculus as flying a plane. You want the pilot to be in control because he knows how to fly a plane better than you.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Meikai I wouldn't trust myself to drive. I know how retarded I am. Other people seem to manage just fine. It's pretty straightforward calculus. The same calculus as flying a plane. You want the pilot to be in control because he knows how to fly a plane better than you.

    Well sure, if you think you're retarded then I suppose you shouldn't trust yourself to drive.. most people, such as myself, know how amazing of a driver I am.

    When I fly I actually will always poke my head in the cockpit when I'm boarding to see if either of the pilots wouldn't mind a break and I'd fly for them, as I also trust myself more than them. They've only let me do it once.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai I wouldn't trust myself to drive. I know how retarded I am. Other people seem to manage just fine. It's pretty straightforward calculus. The same calculus as flying a plane. You want the pilot to be in control because he knows how to fly a plane better than you.

    Okay city slicker you only say that cuz you are smart and self a rawr enough to know that driving in a populated area while being a fucked up person is a good way to get on a first name basis with the police.

    The best drug dealers I ever knew never had a drivers license. You always hear about traffic stops leading to them uncovering a giant drug ring. A fucking traffic stop. This is why you are supposed to use children on bikes to sell drugs, not adults in cars.

    Crashing a car in a ditch isn't scary it's fun.
  18. Data African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I wouldn't trust myself to drive. I know how retarded I am. Other people seem to manage just fine. It's pretty straightforward calculus. The same calculus as flying a plane. You want the pilot to be in control because he knows how to fly a plane better than you.

    Its honestly not that hard. Like riding a 3000lb bike. Once it becomes instinctual you basically have it for life and stop thinking about it. Some people are better at not thinking than others, but if you can navigate a grocery store you can probably navigate a car.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Data Its honestly not that hard. Like riding a 3000lb bike. Once it becomes instinctual you basically have it for life and stop thinking about it. Some people are better at not thinking than others, but if you can navigate a grocery store you can probably navigate a car.

    I'm 30. It's never becoming instinctual. I'm an old dog, driving is a new trick.
  20. Ghost Black Hole
    My dad is a good driving instructor he will force you to take a bunch of drugs and alcohol and face your fears. He taught me how to do cop turns without killing yourself.

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