Chell's birthday is coming up.

1. 2021-03-21 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?
2. 2021-03-21 at 11:08 AM UTC

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   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   a new car.
3. 2021-03-21 at 11:21 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Wariat a new car.

   
   I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.
4. 2021-03-21 at 11:56 AM UTC

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   FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

   
   Why do you want to focus on an addiction? That's almost the definition of addiction. Wouldn't you rather do the opposite (that is, if you are trying to stop taking that drug)
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5. 2021-03-21 at 12:44 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

   
   You smoke weed. Its 2021. She should stay in her lane and leave you the fuck alone.
   
   Modern men give up all their pride for a single crumb of pussy and affection.
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   • blaster master
6. 2021-03-21 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   freebased cocaine, edible panties, a fifth of rye and a boquet of flowers and a home cooked meal and eat her ass
   
   

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I cant afford it. I can give her money i suppose but at the end of the day she wears the pants and I need to stay in my lane and focus on my drug addiction.

   
   AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
7. 2021-03-21 at 3:17 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   ANAL
8. 2021-03-21 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   rent a nigger to give some good ol BBC action
9. 2021-03-21 at 4:38 PM UTC

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   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?

   
   dramatic is romantic, get her a gunshot wound
10. 2021-03-21 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im thinking tattoos
11. 2021-03-21 at 7:11 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    yeah get her to tattoo Fona right across her fupa
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    • I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
12. 2021-03-21 at 11 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    how old is chell going to be
13. 2021-03-21 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm gonna guess 44
14. 2021-03-21 at 11:36 PM UTC

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    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by POLECAT yeah get her to tattoo Fona right across her fupa

    
    That says property of the POLECAT
15. 2021-03-21 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no, chjel is always bitchy when i'm talkin to fona
16. 2021-03-22 at 11:22 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S how old is chell going to be

    
    old enough
17. 2021-03-22 at 12:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Any ideas on the perfect gift or how to be sweet and romantic?

    
    Donate to a charity on her behalf.
18. 2021-03-22 at 1:54 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.lelo.com/inez
    
    It also comes in silver if the gold option is too expensive.
    
    
19. 2021-03-22 at 1:55 PM UTC

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

    Originally posted by Ghost old enough

    
    THAT'S NOT A NUMBER I'VE EVER HEARD OF
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    • aldra
20. 2021-03-22 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    it is now